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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the field I choose to go into. I chose this, I did this to myself. It is fun. I like it.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

making 57k a year

Can we trade?

[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah getting a ~50% yearly salary bump and all I have to do is stare into the cosmic abyss? I'm in

[–] fox@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, you look at huge tables of data and do differential equations all day trying to figure out how anything relates to anything

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

you look at huge tables of data and do differential equations all day

Yo I'd do that shit for free lol, I love differential equations and data science. Where do I sign up?

[–] fox@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn dude don't scab

Also observatories tend to publish their data blobs for free, so if you have some textbooks to learn wtf is happening and how to apply it you can grab the data and do some amateur astrophysics

so if you have some textbooks to learn wtf is happening

I'm currently working on this part, lol. Currently trying my best to teach myself quantum mechanics before the semester starts. But for astrophysics I'd really need to add general relativity to the picture, which I'm down to learn but it all takes time.

Plus I'm trying to learn like 5 other things ~~because I have squirrel brain~~ that are a bit closer to home than astrophysics.

[–] Babs@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

Life was so much simpler when I thought matter was just protons neutrons and electrons.

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is one of my favorite memes of all time

[–] moujikman@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I can bring two magnets close to each other and feel their fields interact so I know fields are real. Why not more fields, idk. What holds atoms together? Fuck if I should know, probably more magic fields. In the point of view of a photon, it travels instantaneously to its destination? That seems fake.

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In the point of view of a photon, it travels instantaneously to its destination? That seems fake.

From the point of view of a photon there's also no distance between the start and end point. In a (kinda stoned) sense light connects us to anything it touches. Like, woah dude

stalin-smokin faded

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

In a (kinda stoned) sense light connects us to anything it touches. Like, woah dude

entanglement means this is true o.O

if you took a whole bunch of pairs of entangled particles and used them to make two black holes, the black holes would be entangled, and their interiors might be a connected space.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOQwkI2rcP8 check the description for the whole lecture

EDIT: just listen to the whole lecture lol, it rules

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[–] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

it doesnt have a rest mass, it's got to run away from reality at the speed of light to exist.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seeing okbuddyphd material on lemmy is always an experience

[–] moonlake@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

I like your username

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The truth is that it's not gravity, it's grabbity because it grabs everything and pulls it down

You've all been taken for fools by Big V

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

it's rome's vvorld and vve're jvst living in it.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

I reset my Google news algorithm by incessantly searching for astrophysics articles for two straight weeks and now the vast majority of my news feed is astro/particle physics. It's dramatically better than the political gossip bullshit that it wants to feed you but the more I read the more I want to sit down with a physicist and talk until my brain antiquarks out of existence.

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gravity is when things go down very-smart

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you're interested in physics, I have been CONSUMING pbs spacetime, and it has been a fantastic resource.

[–] BynarsAreOk@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

gravity is the force of marxism upon the universe.

marx-goth

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Probably a connected graph of space bits or something dumb they're going to call third quantization or something dumb. Definitely not strings though, fuck strings, all my homies hate strings.

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

something dumb they're going to call third quantization

pain

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Probably a connected graph of space bits or something dumb they're going to call third quantization or something dumb.

nah more like third impact

[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

magnet is just a super magnet .. while all else is also magnet ..

but we dont know how tey work either.

Gravity is when I trip and fall like a dumbass

[–] vertexarray@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the curvature of spacetime is caused by god pushing down on it with a finger for every subatomic particle

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

AI generated god hands