c'mon, he's 17th in line, this is honestly probably his best path towards anyone ever raising an army on his behalf to press his claim
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Yeah I was going to say this. 17th is nothing really.
modern day gambo meets seinfeld where he plots with his best friend, ex, and a wacky neighbour to reclaim an empire between standup gigs
any chance actual jerry seinfeld ends up in a turkish prison?
He needs to kill only 17 people to be crowned non-king of Turkey,
Lots of famous shitstains killed way more people for far less power 
I agree, the Soviets didn't go far enough with the Romanovs.
Other day a guy randomly started claiming to me that the Bolsheviks didn't kill the Romanovs and nobody knows where they ended up and this was revealed by the Russian archives recently
Where are they even getting this shit, Newsmax?
What the fuck. That doesn't even make any sense.
But, shit, if that were true I'd be so disappointed in the Bolsheviks.
yes they should have made them standups instead
What's the deal with primogeniture?
This is what happens when royals stop murdering their siblings to establish the heir.
Also British monarchy ended up even worse, they are also comedians but highly unfunny, parasitic and very expensive while this guy at least work.
theres a Aisin Gioro in China whos like a instagram thot
Wait until he sees what I did to all those bloodlines! 
What if the real Jannissaries were the open mic comics we met along the way?