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the X engineer responsible for the change ... stated that this design is "not the final design (going to make it look more badass)"

incidentally this engineer is a fascist weeb who complains about gay characters in TV shows and bragged about getting trans flags removed from a grocery store by leaving a negative google review

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[–] Realtor_Hate_Account@hexbear.net 85 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Our emotes are still eons beyond their childish capabilities

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 64 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

The ruling class caring about the most important thing as always.

People in 2024, barely able to afford rent: "Healthcare pls😞"

Wealthy elites: "Ummmm I changed an emoji, isn't that badass?🤓"

Personally I liked the alien laser pistol that Microsoft had the best, bring that one back.

[–] AmericaDeserved711@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what the hell was Google thinking in 2013 making it an old-timey blunderbuss lmao

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 64 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They were correctly thinking that pirates are awesome.

[–] AmericaDeserved711@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

y'know what you're right 🏴‍☠️🦜

retvrn to blunderbuss, it definitely better than the super-soaker they changed to for some reason

[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

I think it's solid. Gets the point across without taking itself too seriously.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

The alien gun and flintlock are great

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[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 56 points 1 month ago
[–] SSJMarx@lemm.ee 55 points 1 month ago

tbf this was a dumb change that corporations did in order to pretend that they cared about gun violence.

[–] farting_weedman@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good?

You should be able to use gun emoji for actionable threats.

[–] AmericaDeserved711@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

this is X we're talking about so you can imagine which kinds of threats will be permitted and which ones won't

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] AmericaDeserved711@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I don't have strong feelings either way, the water pistol is a bit silly but this particular decision was made as an anti-woke measure by fascist tech bros who just wanna point the gun emoji at the pride flag again

curiously this chud says the emoji was "returned back into its rightful form: an m1911" when it never was an M1911 in the first place, it used to be a revolver

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

1911 is the chuddiest of pistols lol

[–] AmericaDeserved711@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

yeah of course they went with the epic US imperialism gun instead of the more comical wild west revolver that it was before

(yeah ok wild west guns are also US imperialism guns but still)

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[–] edge@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yeah, making it a water gun was some over sensitive shit. And it’s just completely out of spec as Unicode intends for it to be a hand gun.

Apple just decided they didn’t like that emoji and substituted their own. Apparently they later pressured Unicode not to add a rifle emoji.

[–] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rifle emoji would have gone crazy lmao

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Thread over whether the rifle emoji should be an AR or AK locked down by moderators after 69,420 pages of heated debate

dril libertarian-approaching

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[–] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

I remember when every company changed the emotes to the water gun. Everyone made fun of them.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Guns should be treated the same way cigarettes are. If you want to reduce their use, you must make them uncool. Branding, packaging and the like should all be disallowed. Advertising should be disallowed. They shouldn't be in the emojis. Their form should also be limited so that "tacticool" shit is effectively disallowed and guns get treated more like a tool.

Essentially do the same shit we did to smoking.

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago
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[–] iie@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

leftists should have guns and gun emojis while chuds should have water pistols and water pistol emojis

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

The solution is gun emoji should have a hamsic

[–] Yor@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

any discourse over this is so deeply silly lol

[–] AmericaDeserved711@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yeah it's not that serious but I do find our modern hieroglyphics somewhat fascinating

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I recently read that that's not how hieroglyphs worked

[–] HumongousChungus@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

𓅃𓉔𓅂𓂋𓅂𓐍𓂧𓇋𓐍𓇌𓅱𓅲𓐍𓂋𓅂𓄿𓂧𓐍𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏?

[–] Antiwork@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] Storm@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

I know you're not sleeping on the king slayer.

the-doohickey

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[–] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

Finally a good change

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I trust groypers with firearms.

[–] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

better than trusting them with couches

[–] SSJMarx@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They also stated that this design is "not the final design (going to make it look more badass)".

Not enough people talking about this. How much you wanna bet that this nerd is gonna make the 1911 super "tacticool" and shitty looking?

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

The ultimate form of gun emoji: the-doohickey

[–] AmericaDeserved711@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

oh god they're gonna put a Punisher skull on it

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought it was a zapp brannigan sci fi gun, not a water pistol, lol

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Kif, I've acquired Twitter. Alert the men."

[–] iie@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

I can hear it in my head

[–] brainw0rms@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago
[–] Frank@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The emoji on their article displayed as a revolver. Also lol at m1911 boomer ass museum gun.

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[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago
[–] farting_weedman@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Bring back the j-frame!

Add the rifle emoji and have it be a 30-30!

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