Same reason they tied up the others, and put them on a spit over an open fire…
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Why weren’t they naked?
Honestly? To keep a PG rating.
Also if you’re going to cook and eat someone, you should at least slaughter and dress the carcass. Leaving the digestive tract in place is just going to taint the meat.
Depends on biology.
Oh yeah. Maybe the Ewoks have the metabolism of a crocodile so they could easily handle tainted meat! But then why would they be cooking it?
Maybe they enjoy the cries of pain as their meat burns to death.
Sounds like fun!
My guess is cortisol tastes good to them
slightly NSFW
Just slightly.
It’s like the Birth of Venus so I would give it a pass
LOL, The one in the window.
they were able to generally sew clothing as noted by their tribal gear.
they had encountered other beings of similar size (storm troopers "ah-kee-ah-tah")
fashioning clothes for parties seems like it fits in their cultural vibe.
Their tribal gear was a flap with a hole for their face. Leia's dress is carefully tailored with multiple materials. ( White sleeves. Hidden seam down front )
Their tribal gear was a flap with a hole for their face.
lol
The white under shirt could be from her uniform when she got picked up the first time. For some reason the rebels wore layers on the forest moon.
Mosquitoes.
Damn this is getting too technical
They fashioned logs to crush AT-AT walkers I think they can manage a dress.
Their tribal gear was a flap with a hole for their face.
This makes them sound like idiots... They also cut two smaller holes in the flap, for their ears.
They also have fur and don't need fancy clothing
Bert? I wish you wouldn't drink so much, Bert.
The title is confusing, Bert's the one that can't sleep because Ernie is talking.
I imagined it as Ernie saying something unsettling, then "Ok, good night" and leaving Bert wide-eyed and unable to sleep.
makes sense, I imagined Bert would cut him off with a "Good night Ernie"