The second you clock in do your daily shit and piss, just ten minutes every day for the whole year and you get a free week of PTO.
this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2024
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"the boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. that's why I shit on company time."
I usually get a free week within a month...
So... Birds be shitting
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Bird up.
Snail down!
on average
I, too, shit just once on days I don't work.
What's the median? Maybe there's just a few very prolific poopers...
IBS be like
Better start eating chili's then
Both the pepper and the chain restaurant
Me when I have an IBS flare-up