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submitted 11 months ago by Posadas@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The second you clock in do your daily shit and piss, just ten minutes every day for the whole year and you get a free week of PTO.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 8 points 11 months ago

"the boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. that's why I shit on company time."

[–] Imnecomrade@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

I usually get a free week within a month...

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

eric-andre

So... Birds be shitting

💩penguin-dance💩

point-and-laugh-1point-and-laugh-2

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bird up.

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Snail down!

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

on average

I, too, shit just once on days I don't work.

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

What's the median? Maybe there's just a few very prolific poopers...

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

IBS be like

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

Better start eating chili's then

Both the pepper and the chain restaurant

[–] commiecapybara@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

Me when I have an IBS flare-up