That's too weird to be true let me look- 
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Non-burgerland person here, who is RFK jr?
he's running for president as an independent (meaning not a major party candidate).
he will probably only get like 2% of the vote. presumably the pro-brainworms faction of america. brainworms for all!
rfk jr had a brainworm that went in his head and died and doctors removed it. he also has a weird robot voice from some kind of vocal chord paralysis or something. he also apparently ran over a bear cub and killed it and then dumped it in central park in NYC like 10 years ago and never got caught.
and he is married to larry's wife on curb your enthusiasm. AND he is a kennedy. and most of his family hates him. and he is an anti-vaccine wingnut.
he also apparently ran over a bear cub and killed it and then dumped it in central park in NYC like 10 years ago and never got caught.
this would be a very strange but explainable thing to do, and the reality is much worse... what he did instead is he saw someone run over a bear, took the roadkill with him to eat and then decided to dump it instead lmao
oh I didn't read the details hahaha wtf
He's JFK's nephew. Backing by rich conspiracy wacko 
people. Those rich people are controlling the brainworm which makes him really devoid of values and got his boost from a superbowl ad fueld by dollars and JFK dynasty fumes.
back during the 1920s, when alcohol consumption was illegal in the US, there was a bootlegger named Joe Kennedy that made millions bringing booze into the US.
in true American fashion, he bought a bunch of businesses and real estate, donated some money, and even bought his way into a political career. think Pablo Escobar, but a Very White American.
his kids, grandkids and great grandkids all get an instant free pass into American political life along the Northeast Corridor from Boston down to NYC. one of his descendents was a president in the 60s. one was a senator even after getting drunk and killing a woman. two were assassinated.
the one we're talking about now (RFK Jr) is like 3rd generation, deranged, and running for president on the anti-vaxx ticket.