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Guy who lives in the most privileged country in the world with the ability to afford land and stupid toys: “we could end up like Ukraine any second now. Better learn CQB and boots-on-the-ground patrolling in the drone era!”

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If the shit hits the fan, these fuckers are gonna go to ground and starve to death when their 3 month supply of emergency bacon runs out

[–] sourquincelog@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

More realistically, in that situation, they will be very good at raiding and terrorizing their neighbors

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The same neighbors who also invested in guns and survival buckets

Yes, it will be funny to see them shoot each other and act like it's the end times

[–] huf@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yeah, they're gonna be so terrified they'll accidentally shoot each other cos a raccoon knocked over a trashcan at night

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Don't forget the falling acorns.

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Starving to death after their meat supply runs out because they're worried vegetables might make them gay.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

based on vibes alone I'm guessing "The Modern Outlaw" is a guide for how to convince a cop that you're a sovereign citizen in a traffic stop

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago

It’s about saluting the flag and saying thank you to brave boys in green!

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] miz@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How to use the Communist Manifesto

soviet-hmm

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

frothingfash for wiping the doodee out of your pants

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

It literally says in the thumbnail "Suvival TP" which I assume means toilet paper.

[–] sourquincelog@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought you were talking about the drone in the screenshot at first lol

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Skeet shooting with a shotgun is legitimately good training for taking down a quadcopter tbh

I think there have been infantry squads in the Ukraine War equipping a squad member with underbarrel masterkey shotguns even though they were originally for shooting out door hinges for door breach and clears in MOUT, but they're good in a pinch to increase hit probability on a quadcopter compared to rifles

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Has that guy blacked up his beard? It sure looks like it.

[–] VernetheJules@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

you are hated

self-sabotage.jpg

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This dude seems the type to gun down the delivery person at his porch. (He ordered another round of MRE packs).

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Not pooping for weeks from eating nothing but MREs and not drinking water because he "hates the taste" to own the libs

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 1 month ago

Words cannot describe how hideously ugly these thumbnails are

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd rather read an IRGC field manual if I could get a hold of one. At least take your advice from people with real guerilla experience.

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

From anecdotes I’ve heard from random military generals and officers, it seems that they teach Mao in US military academies. I remember Mark Millie testified that BLM isn’t communist because he read “Mao Tse Tung” at westpoint and the two have nothing in common lol

[–] jaywalker@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Black lives matter or the bureau of land management?

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Pure ideology, man. They fantasize about anarchy and chaos where the world becomes a complete free-for-all and everyone kills each other for scraps, where you as the big man stay awake with your shotgun all night to protect your sleeping family. It comes from this hyper-individualistic mindset which isn't unique to the US, but a lot more common there than in other places I think.

Of course, you just have to take one look at the real world to realize it's horseshit. Societies have collapsed before. Natural disasters have destroyed cities. Wars have destroyed entire countries. Gaza is being razed to the ground right now and it hasn't turned into an "every man for himself" scenario because that's just not how humans work. People survive by communicating and coordinating with others. That's why we rule the planet. We can designate one guy to be the doctor, one guy to farm crops for everyone and one guy to build shelters instead of everyone individually being mediocre at all 3. Being so obsessed with independence from society is idiotic. Your best bet for survival in a crisis is joining and/or rebuilding a community as quickly as possible.

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Wonder if there's any survival channels about building a community and helping each other rather than being a lone wolf and dying after a week because you accidentally shit your intestines out after eating spoiled meat.

[–] shath@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

things men should be doing NOW

cut to ~~[redacted]~~ going to therapy