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[–] norimee@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

Agents of W.E.I.R.D. spin-off when?

[–] nnullzz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

We Enjoy Inserted Republican Dicks

[–] slickgoat@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not a single vagina in the group,.

I'd say my respect for women has been confirmed, however I realise that they probably weren't allowed to attend.

No wonder that Maga don't believe in free sanitary products.

[–] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They believe in free sanitary products if they can tape it to their ears

[–] slickgoat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

True, I true that.

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I spy a few cunts though.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Operation dumb drop.

[–] numberfour002@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Alternative alternatively: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Minus the charm, but in a literal sense, yes.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wait .. is that fucking wonder woman throwing down?

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Still fighting villains it seems.

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, Lynda Carter played Wonder Woman in the original live action movies.

She’s also a delightful person; I have worked with her several times, and she was extremely kind every single time.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago

She has had quite a few of the best zinger's on the 🐦 site

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Couch-club for men. Vance will be satisfied, we guarantee it.

[–] ultraviolence@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I will never not upvote couch references

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly, they're both pretty awesome, but Con Air is solid lol

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Put the bunny down....

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago

I rate this riff good/10. No notes.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Idiocracy

The Hateful 8

The Dorky Dozen

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wonder Woman disrespecting a classic like Con Air by associating it with these dip shits.

Put the bunny back in the box.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 month ago

Meet the Stupids

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Lynda cooked them twice in a row

[–] Macropolis@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

9 inches total