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[–] Spitzspot@lemmings.world 165 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Many people are saying it.

[–] yemmly@lemmy.world 88 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I’m hearing…many people…many of the top people who know about these things…are saying…very strongly…so I don’t know, but we’ll be looking into it very soon.

[–] twei@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

🙏👐☝️☝️🤌💅🤲

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[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 3 months ago

and he hasn't denied it

[–] Iapar@feddit.org 12 points 3 months ago

The best people.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 163 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 41 points 3 months ago

Hooooooly shit this is a good one

[–] amio@kbin.run 137 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Honestly one of the dirtiest things-"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAH. HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAA HAAAA *gasp* HAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHA.

Sorry.

[–] Seraph@fedia.io 30 points 3 months ago

What? He doesn't pay very good attention to politics, you can't blame him!

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 123 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Badabinski@kbin.earth 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We're truly living through peak politics. This made me ugly snort like the guy in this video: https://youtu.be/h232bilq8eQ

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[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 74 points 3 months ago (2 children)

In my experience, bullies are quite fragile and easy to break. All bark.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 34 points 3 months ago

"sToP bEiNg MeAn!!!"

-the party of "fuck your feelings" who calls everyone snowflakes

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The only time I ever shut up my bitch of a mother bout politics was shortly after Obama won and she was complaining about something stupid.

"What happened to, 'It's un-American to complain about the Commander-in-Chief?' "

"You complained about Bush all the time!"

"Because I believe it's my civic responsibility to hold my leaders accountable. But you said over and over that was wrong. Did you change your mind, or is it only un-American to criticize the president you like?"

She was (probably still is) a malignant narcissist, so I paid for that, but the satisfaction of seeing her grasp for straws was worth it.

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[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 69 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Their crocodile tears just make them look more like the children they detest every day.

Sidenote: the phrase "your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer" is getting overused, but like.... It's just so fitting how can you not use it.

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[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 60 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Remember the terrorist fist jab? The tan suit fiasco. Obamacare death panels. The pedophile Pizza gate conspiracy?

And they're upset about being called weird couch lovers?

[–] Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 3 months ago

Hey, I love couches, they fuck them.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 60 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] _bcron@midwest.social 24 points 3 months ago

... Somebody needs to take this image and make it the background for a JD Vance Linux distro. That shit would be even more of a meme than Hannah Montana

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 months ago

I'm stealing this. I've been posting a JD couch or dolphin meme on my Mastodon every day and plan on continuing to do so for the foreseeable future. This is definitely going into the queue.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 52 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Matt Walsh: "This is honestly one of the dirtest things I've ever seen in politics"

Also Matt Walsh: Insert the movie Lady Ballers here

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

"Now watch as I abuse my pregnant wife because I'm a 30-something babydick"

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 48 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Didn't they buy the platform just so misinformation could be spread on it freely?

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago

Nah, Elon was clearly trying to pull a pump and dump. However the feds had been monitoring his propensity to buy a bunch of stock, announce buying a controlling amount, then sell the stock he had, when the line went up, due to his announcement. This time the SEC filed suit and he was forced to go through with the purchase, under the contract they had, because this time he crossed the line into federal prison behavior.

Once he had to spend 44 billion on it, he had to do something with it. He had no idea how twitter actually worked, how it really made its money, or why the moderation was the way it was. So he ran in like a bulldozer, fucking around the the corporate structure, in hopes the excitement of change would make line go back up, and he could sell without losing all 44 billion. This didn't work, he turned it into a shit show, and his narcissism drives him double down, and do things specifically because the public at large hates it, out of spite. However his C levels, and investor's board, are also forcing him to make the place profitable again, lest they make a large legal case against him.

So here we are.

[–] DarkDecay@lemmy.world 45 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Thoughts and prayers for couch fucker vance and convicted felon trump

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Sending TikTok thots and playas.

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[–] radix@lemm.ee 43 points 3 months ago (8 children)

Sidenote: I hate when people refer to women by their first names and men by their lasts. Would it be so difficult to call it the Harris campaign?

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago

They think Kamala sounds foreign enough to make the racists mad.

See also "Barack HUSSEIN Obama." Which Trump uses regularly on his dumb website.

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 months ago

Actually it would because their whole thing is that a brown woman is undeserving of that respect. She needs to be a Proper Minority Woman - pumping out babies (but not too many, as to not out-reproduce white 'Muricans) and being exploited by corporations while supporting her White Alpha Male ~~cuck~~ husband.

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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 43 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I saw a picture of what he looked like without the beard and eyeliner, and I'm 100% for making fun of his beard til he shaves it like Henry Zebowski in Crashing.

It's completely the wrong move to shave it. But he could easily be talked into it

[–] toothpaste_sandwich@feddit.nl 17 points 3 months ago (3 children)

How... how do you talk someone you've never met into shaving his beard?

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If it's a MAGAt just tell him it's weird.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 18 points 3 months ago

woke

yknow how hipsters are woke? yeah? well do you know a hipster that DOESNT have a beard?!?

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Call it weird for a week or two would probably be enough.

If not, we can just call him a wanna be Ted Cruz and that'll probably push him over the edge to differentiate

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago

Oh Matt Walsh is angry? Good. Spreading lies not ok anymore loser?

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 33 points 3 months ago

Fuck your feelings

Sound familiar?

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Calling a guy weird for something we can all see a desperate, horny, sexually-repressed midwestern teenager actually trying just isn't comparable to questioning the rightfully elected president's citizenship because his race makes you uncomfortable.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

Memes are fair play.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

Matt Walsh is just upset that the couch turned him down after.

[–] InternetUser2012 27 points 3 months ago

How about, uh, Fuck your feelings snowflake? Rupublikkklowns can't take their own bullshit huh? Clowns.

[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Fuck your ~~feelings~~ couch.

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[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

So they don't condone lying? Fooled me.

[–] barsquid@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

They're so enraged that it is catching on, you love to see it.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago (9 children)

Someone told me once never trust the words that come before the "but" or after "honestly" and i don't know where they heard it from but i have found it to be almost a universally true and useful trick.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Someone told me once never trust the words that come before the "but" or after "honestly" and i don't know where they heard it from...

Honestly, I don't trust this part of your statement.

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[–] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"one of the dirtiest things ..."

It's just a joke, bruh. No reason to get weird about it, can't you take a joke or something?

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[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

What kind of campaign is mean about their opponents?!?

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

The party of buttery males can’t handle a bit of sectional humour.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (9 children)

Couch memes are fine, but I still don't understand why we're ignoring his dolphin fetish.

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[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 months ago

unfortunately, while i can't stand hasan for being an absolutely insufferable human, he does make a good point here (mostly) ignoring the technicalities (mostly just not being 100% accurate, which, who cares lmao)

republicans are finally getting a taste of their own medicine, and they do not like it.

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