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[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

China should just fly around the ISS doing flips and shit. Like, they need to bring a skateboard and do a space walk with it. Just stunt on the US as hard as possible

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Pulling off a sick 360,000° kickflip

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

I experienced every single emotion at once thinking of this.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

A three-hour tour.

A three-hour tour.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] weeen@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

President Xi please liberate our astronauts from the broken boeing space capsules obama-spike

[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't this getting close to a health risk, how long they are going to be in space?

[–] MoreAmphibians@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think 2 years is considered the safe lifetime limit for being in space. Not sure how doing it all at once affects things.

[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

American record is something like a year continuously, Russians have a dude who did like 3 years or something nuts. So yeah should be ok

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

They should get unlimited money for purchasing things and a book deal upon return.

[–] LGOrcStreetSamurai@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

If we didn't live in the dumbest timeline possible, our International Space Station would be one of greatest achievements we would all celebrate and take it seriously. The ISS deserves better.

[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The ISS is a giant disappointment, but I always take comfort that the first person in space, Yuri Gagrin, was born on a collective farm. The first person up there was a worker, and that means the universe to me

[–] LGOrcStreetSamurai@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hell yeah! It's wonderful to know that a worker went to the stars and saw how united we should all be. It's such a shame the "Space age" and all its wonder was wasted on Cold War bullshit.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We've successfully launched the international space station! (Whites only)

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

You'll never guess what the SS in ISS stands for.

[–] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Hmm, I hadn't even thought about their compensation. How are they paid anyway? Is it an annual salary or contractual pay per mission? I wonder if all of this counts as overtime.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 9 points 1 month ago

After returning would they bother to buy one book at a discounted price, if they had unlimited money to purchase things?

[–] da_gay_pussy_eatah@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

8 days? I thought you said 8 months!

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

this is the same country that sent people to the moon

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

im starting to see why some people refuse to believe that

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

The most boring season of For All Mankind

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow that movie is already almost 10 years old and I've still been meaning to get around to watching it

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Government contracting in the US is like if you need a $3 can opener but you are only allowed to order from Acme Corp and they send you a sledgehammer with a stick of dynamite attached to the end along with a $500 invoice

And then you are like yes good job this is exactly what I need and pay immediately then go on to see what else is in the catalog

[–] Yor@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

can no one else just get them...?

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

There are 5 months left of this year what are you doing ohnoes