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"Bowser Bus Lines"

Not cool Bowser. Kidnapping Peach is one thing, but I thought you were better than this.

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[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 34 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

I'm getting mixed messages

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

Mario is a Unitarian

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

My guess is that Mario's Jewish so he just believes in "God", but still respects Christianity and Islam as they both involve "God" too. As for Buddhism, there's no rule against visiting other faiths holy sites out of curiosity.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

HC andersen mentioned! Lets gooo. Did you know he would mark down in his diary whenever he masturbated?

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Are these from the same flashcards that had the cosmonaut Luigi? Lol

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

Yes. And also where Luigi reads about the horrors of Hitler and WW2

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

luigi-dance

This-a Hitler' paisano sounds like a real jerk

[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

"Says here he was a war veteran and- hold the phone"

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh Luigi, just wait till you read about Italy.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Those mustaches make it hard to tell if they are neutral or smiling...

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

"Say-a what you will about him, but at least-a the trains were on time!"

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

Reading Mein Kampf in the bus, but shaking your head so people know you disagree with it

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago
[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

Learning theory from Mario

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thank god an Italian American and a princess from some far off kingdom came out to protest for civil rights all by themselves.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Showing up to the next protest with a sign that just says "NO!!!" underlined several times.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Short and sweet

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This picture made me realise Mario franchise doesn't really have any black people

[–] ttttux@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

probably due to:

  1. it's age
  2. the fact that they're all italian
  3. it doesn't have a lot of humans in generall
[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is there somewhere that has a link to all of these because holy shit

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

can-excuse-1 I can excuse kidnapping Princess Peach, but I draw the line at racism!

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

Mario says boycott, but Peach says no? Does she is racist?