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"Bowser Bus Lines"

Not cool Bowser. Kidnapping Peach is one thing, but I thought you were better than this.

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[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I'm getting mixed messages

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

Mario is a Unitarian

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

My guess is that Mario's Jewish so he just believes in "God", but still respects Christianity and Islam as they both involve "God" too. As for Buddhism, there's no rule against visiting other faiths holy sites out of curiosity.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

HC andersen mentioned! Lets gooo. Did you know he would mark down in his diary whenever he masturbated?

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Are these from the same flashcards that had the cosmonaut Luigi? Lol

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Yes. And also where Luigi reads about the horrors of Hitler and WW2

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

luigi-dance

This-a Hitler' paisano sounds like a real jerk

[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

"Says here he was a war veteran and- hold the phone"

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh Luigi, just wait till you read about Italy.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those mustaches make it hard to tell if they are neutral or smiling...

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

"Say-a what you will about him, but at least-a the trains were on time!"

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Reading Mein Kampf in the bus, but shaking your head so people know you disagree with it

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago
[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Learning theory from Mario

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank god an Italian American and a princess from some far off kingdom came out to protest for civil rights all by themselves.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Showing up to the next protest with a sign that just says "NO!!!" underlined several times.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Short and sweet

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This picture made me realise Mario franchise doesn't really have any black people

[–] ttttux@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

probably due to:

  1. it's age
  2. the fact that they're all italian
  3. it doesn't have a lot of humans in generall
[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

can-excuse-1 I can excuse kidnapping Princess Peach, but I draw the line at racism!

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Mario says boycott, but Peach says no? Does she is racist?