this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2024
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[–] Storm@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago
[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you cut out Xi and Trump, it almost looks like their idle animation for a fighting game.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gotta hand it to Trump, his kung fu horse stance looks more powerful.

Do better Xi.

[–] Titou@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Im more like Xi is like thoses powerful characters who dosn't seems to be at first look.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am too distracted by that travesty of a custom cybertruck

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Imagine looking at one of those things and thinking "hmm, how can I make this even more cringe?"

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Xi without a doubt.

Trump is posing for the pic, that's just how Xi be

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Adin Ross cock shame

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Xi, baby, what is u doing? toes forward. don't lock up your joints.

I hate to admit, Trump's is far less bad.

a good stance looks like you're about to drop a major deuce without it sliding sorrowfully down your legs.

[–] mechwarrior2@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Cock shame Vs cock confidence

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait, are you all seriously not seeing that giant purple dude standing behind Trump?

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

What would his stand even do? Scam everyone around him in a 120 degree raidious?

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It has a special debuff ability that makes everyone who hears him speak dumber and more likely to attack minorities.

EDIT: Its method of attack? It makes people's cash disappear and appear in Trump's bank account, and kills them through poverty.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It makes everyone dumb enough to listen to him through blunt force trauma

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Xi looking kind of weak here tbh, cosplaying as a tori?

[–] Titou@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Xi basically standing like that because he has nothing to compense.

[–] T34_69@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Big country energy