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You want to see the hot lady (or less regularly, the hot dude) in a sexy outfit, or naked, or whatever. I can understand that, but then you have people modding the characters' proportions to such preposterous extremes they're clearly just going to clip through their arms or equipment constantly. You'd think that at that point you'd achieve some kind of post-clip clarity and stop to question if you'd maybe gone a bit too far somewhere

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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I can just kinda wrap my head around people who are in to really extreme proportions. like excess is best, sure. But I don't really get it.

The Skyrim mod that gives literally every creature gigantic tiddies and dongs will always have a place in my heart, though. That's art, it really is.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can just kinda wrap my head around people who are in to really extreme proportions. like excess is best, sure. But I don't really get it.

There's this particularly rich patron of the arts that is kind of internet famous for commissioning hundreds of pictures of Star Fox characters grown to gigantic size and having sex with buildings and each other. amy-bruh

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

volcel-judge We're going to need the entire precinct and some help from nearby counties for this one.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Skyrim mod that gives literally every creature gigantic tiddies and dongs

You know how in Mario games every cloud, hill and shrub has eyes? ...

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

I hate hyper proportions so much man. Especially when they give a petite charachter massive tits. Do you even like that charachter at that point? Shes become a different thing.

Give me some nice human range proportions please.

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

someone shared a pic of a skyrim mod that gave Lydia such a gigantic penis that she was standing on the steps to Dragonsreach the tip was touching the water. someone else commented "it's having a sip of water" or something like that and if that wasnt the funniest, dumbest thing to say at that moment.

yeah, no i still dont get horny mods, tho

[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

yeah, no i still dont get horny mods, tho

And yet you've just advertised us one

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

spray-bottle No! Bad!

Tbh, i dont remember, it was someone here i think, probably in this comm from the last time we talked about horny mods

[–] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] KimJongFun@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jessica Rabbit and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

a-guy

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jessica Rabbit wouldn't even place on a typical mod list unless she had a gigantic dong and a distorted anime waifu face (and was put there by some paradoxically transphobic chanlord).

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you slap some mommy milkers on her the size of aircraft carriers I MIGHT be able to get off, MIGHT. disgost

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

"hey hey people"

spoilerYes I now know the guy that coined that intro is a total chud covered in layers of irony to try to hide the fascism.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Me too. I know where to go. gulaged

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My interest in Elder Scrolls mods shrivels up each and every time I go to any particular mods community and it's all so goony that I truly become the "I can't fap to this" meme because it's so grotesque and tacky.

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Theres that meme i dont want to look up thats a venn diagram with very little crossover thats like "people with the skills to make Skyrim mods" and "people who know whats appealing in a human"

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Theres that meme i dont want to look up thats a venn diagram with very little crossover thats like "people with the skills to make Skyrim mods" and "people who know whats appealing in a human"

That rings true to me; I'd actually enjoy mods that modernized the faces and made characters look more like actual people (or maybe even a bit more like anime characters if I'm feeling that) but it's tiring sloshing through basically horny 4channer fixations and hangups while trying to find anything like that.

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah the mods that change NPC apperance are almost always ugly as sin and unappealing due to a need to waifuify the women.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And they get so mad about Aloy having faint peachfuzz on her cheek.

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That one was more funny than upsetting to me because dudes were self reporting that they had never been close to a woman in their lives.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wish I was more amused than upset by it, though I admit it at least explained why they expect every fucking female character to look like... this.

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago
[–] a_little_red_rat@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

holy shit you just reminded me of that completely ludicrous HL2 mod. It was called something like "cinematic mod" and the guy who made it upped the texture resolution (it looked pretty bad), fiddled with lighting (also in a bad way), remade some levels (aaand we're three in the hole for bad) then spent the rest of his effort replacing all female characters' models with ones that have huge boobs and skimpy outfits, it was hilarious.

And apparently some people dug into the files and the Alyx model even had a fully modeled cervix for whatever reason

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

fully modeled cervix

visible-disgust

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'll admit, I have used some of the oversized mods in the past for a laugh. Nothing beats when you go to talk to an NPC, but between the sheer breast size and the Dead or Alive physics you have one tit vertical the entire time, blocking her face. Or killing a boss, because someone took the time to extend the hitbox and the giant dong is two rooms over, rammed through four steel doors.

Running through the wilderness of Skyrim, six foot wolfcock slapping me in the face every step of the way. Not being able to play New Vegas in first person because my own chest blocked my view. Adding fat asses into Fallout 3, then watching the physics absolutely break, bouncing booties all the way up to Mothership Zeta.

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

You can have your fun but the moment any of those appendages clip into character models or world geometry, I'm demanding your computer be turned off for flagrant violations of the suspension of disbelief

[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I first thought the mod in the title was short for moderator instead of modification, and I had missed a meltdown so bad a user here was un-named.

I think the extremely goofy proportions and clipping are a feature and not a bug to those people, like they just have an extremely specific fetish.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

hex-moon Lights down low in the mod cave. sicko-intrigued

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

RE3 Remake Jill :small-brain:

RE3 Remake Jill Classic Outfit Mod :brain-normal:

RE3 Remake Jill Classic Outfit DD Cup Titties Clipping Mod galaxy-brain

RE3 Remake Jill Classic Outfit Hyper Titties Clipping Through Level Geometry Mod :quasar-brain:

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

What are you talking about, everyone normally has perky z-cups and Pringle can dongs irl and it's cool and normal

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

I think the excessive cases are mostly kink or edgelord art. There's the appeal of reverse engineering game mechanics in some of the mods depending the game.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

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[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

The goal is always 2B, if the character butt is large than 2B something went wrong.

[–] nicklewound@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can take my giant mommy milkers and massive dongs when you pry them from my cold dead hands!

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

So when they kept calling me a milk-drinker in Skyrim, they were just acknowledging my characters hornyness?

[–] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 months ago

I think you forgot the apostrophe and T in the title