Only absolute FREAKS can do this EXTREMELY LEWD activity. TRULY REPULSIVE DON'T CLICK IF YOU'RE FAINT OF HEART:
FOR REAL THIS IS OBSCENE
this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2024
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Men literally only want one thing and it's 11
Men literally only want one thing and it's 11
oof
The only acceptable sex number is 0.
Like an ouroboros eating it's own tail. Imagine that as you want
make sure to hug usians nine times, because amerikkkans deserve 9 11s
unwholesomely wholesome
Am I weird that thinking about snuggling with someone turns me on way more than thinking about sex? 11 unironically
Some people might think so but not me. Personally, I think sex is pretty overrated. It’s fun and all but I think a master rank Rathalos duo hunt would be funner. 🤷🏼♂️
11
Yeah, I just want someone I can nerd out with and snuggle with is that too much to ask for?
Look i just want someone to play Raft with
The new sexy thing zoomers are doing is spraying acid blood on each other like xenomorphs it's called doing the "ridley".
Funny, but I sometimes do wonder if reactionaries are kind of afraid of demonstrations of lasting intimacy over cheap horny moments in their treats.
See how much outrage they had for Gundam The Witch From Mercury, for example.
Witch from Mercury was not gay enough
It was gay enough to cause a reactionary outcry and make the studio chicken out and announce those were "friendship rings." 
Yes, it should have been so gay that the studio had no possible way to pull that shit.
Also it should have not had Suletta's mom go suddenly evil at the end.
Oh is that why everyone in the Age of Empires 2 community keeps spamming "11" at me and my build orders?
no more half measures walter