this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2024
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[–] AmericaDeserved711@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

they should buy a bidet

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Hemorrhoids

[–] btfod@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Cleanup on Aisle 2, that's what

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

their tapeworm is happy

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

It means never trust a fart and they trusted that fart and look where it got them.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

uh oh shidding instead of farding

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They got pinworms and are about to start dragging their ass on the carpet like a dog

[–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 month ago

You misheard them. They said "oooh, it's cheese" excitedly at a restaurant — the fart had nothing to do with it

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

They want someone to itch it for them but they're too shy to directly ask

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

itchy tasty

[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

It means they don't wash their ass.

[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

it means they're trying to blame it on Itchy who never did anything wrong