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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 111 points 3 weeks ago

atbge

[–] socsa@piefed.social 57 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

...sigh

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

unzips

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

[insert NSFW tag copypasta here]

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 49 points 3 weeks ago

Yo dawg I hurd you like titties so we put 2 titties on your titty with one titty hanging out nude for a total of 3 titties in one titty

[–] lemmytellyousomething@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A new challenge for Facebook's nipple gender classification algorithm...

[–] mySFWaccount@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

Schrodinger's nipple.

[–] Waldowal@lemmy.world 44 points 3 weeks ago

When the chest hair grows back, it's going to a whole new level.

[–] KestrelAlex@lemmy.world 44 points 3 weeks ago

Now...is this legal to show in public or not?

[–] Linktank 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That might actually be the least classy thing I've ever seen. Wow.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 58 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

[–] Linktank 24 points 2 weeks ago

Well, that was short lived.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wow now this is the least classy tattoo I’ve seen. Fantastic!

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Roger Stone's tattoo, right? Definitely one of the trashiest I've seen.

[–] fosho@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

lol ... I hope?

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm so glad other people get these tattoos for me to laugh at so I don't have to.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 32 points 3 weeks ago

We call that a prison pacifier!

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago

Great, I hate it

[–] polle@feddit.org 28 points 3 weeks ago

ATBGE i guess. I thin he cockblocked himself pretty hard.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

I've heard of sad and lonely, but this is ridiculous.

[–] AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What's that sub? Horrible taste, great execution?

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

ATBGE

[–] monogram@feddit.nl 18 points 3 weeks ago

I finally found the perfect tattoo

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is genius. You get fatter, your girlfriend's boobs just keep getting bigger.

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

But when she gets older, her ones will start to sag...

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

those are likely the only tits he ever gets to fondle

[–] sverit@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago

I have a feeling that this dude is jacking off to his own tit in the mirror.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm mostly confused by the purpose behind this. Does he plan for this to be an ice breaker at a party?

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

i think it's a lost bet.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 6 points 3 weeks ago

Is he going to shave his chest every day now? I honestly don’t know which would be worse.

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why she got rashes on her cheeks? She looks like she's been infected with the plague

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I suspect that's a birthmark that was integrated into the tattoo. Just a guess.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Let’s go with that. It is better than tattooing in bruises.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

🤢🤮

[–] Letsdothis@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I love witty tattoos. That's why I got this in jail.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

...In jail or in prison?

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

We try not to sexualize Annie...

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think this warrants NSFW filter

[–] superkret@feddit.org 46 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Everyone knows male nipples are SFW, but female nipples aren't.
This one is an edge case.

[–] juergen@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I see some strong social commentary here: A male presenting person essentially turns one of his (formerly SFW) nipples into a female nipple - thus turning it... NSFW? I have never seen a more scathing indictment of the bigoted way in which we treat bodies based on sex.

That, or he was being moderately funny.

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I mean this discussion is interesting but for now I just wouldn't want my family to see this when they look at my phone so...

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like you need a better family.

[–] Werbert@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Tit for tat