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[-] Chetzemoka@startrek.website 44 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I miss having a mask on all day at work because now I have to make an effort to hide my sarcastic faces again

[-] crashoverride@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

No one's forcing you to not wear a mask, do it anyway

[-] Chetzemoka@startrek.website 12 points 9 months ago

It's incredibly difficult to communicate with hard of hearing old people when they can't see your face 😖 Otherwise I'd wear a mask forever.

(I'm a nurse. Or as I like to put it: I shout at old people for a living lol.)

[-] crashoverride@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Lol, I'm an ED CNA. I yell at old people too. But you can always pull it down for what you need, then back up!

[-] Chetzemoka@startrek.website 3 points 9 months ago

Oh hey, fam! Yeah nah, fuck ED. If I were in ED, I'd be in an N95 for the rest of existence cause people are gross lol. I work cardiac stepdown like a spoiled biotch.

[-] crashoverride@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I used to work up on an ortho/neuro floor and then they changed it to some kind of nursing home type situation, I said fuck that and got myself down to the ED. I fucking love it. People are gross, but at least it's never boring

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

We all wear masks , Wendy ... metaphorically speaking

[-] seal_of_approval@sh.itjust.works 32 points 9 months ago

Me when my brain waits until family dinner to tell me the funniest joke I've ever heard, but only I understand it

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

What's worse is when it happens in the middle of someone else having a tense conversation

[-] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

“You’re laughing. I was talking about my miscarriage and you’re laughing.”

[-] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

As a man who is constantly working short films and comics to make yea a lot of the internal jokes in my head are pretty long winded to explain because now I'm going to have to explain the entire lore of the in species and explain what a cancer former is to explain why it's funny for someone to use a cancer former on a thein to give it pink skin so yea do you have 2 days straight to listen to me ramble on explaining this incredibly random joke that just popped into my head

[-] SolarNialamide@lemm.ee 24 points 9 months ago

That never happens to me because I'm too autistic to be aware of my own facial expressions. I didn't even realize until a friend I made at 20 or 21 told me I could go into theater because I was so expressive with my face. That gave me a bit of a mini existential crisis. My face has been loudly communicating things to everyone all this time without my knowledge or consent? Wtf

[-] Shush@reddthat.com 10 points 9 months ago

Yeah, faces do that. I asked mine to stop but it didn't listen. So inconsiderate.

[-] Llewellyn@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago
[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

"If I were you, I'd sue my face for slander."

  • Terry Pratchett
[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 6 points 9 months ago

I'm kinda like this, but I swing from being very readable, to having a poker face that even a professional poker player wouldn't be able to crack. It's not at all voluntary and seems to depend on the environment. If I'm super focused on something, I end up with a poker face frozen in a particular expression. It also seems like my face isn't readable when I'm uncomfortable or annoyed (or maybe people can read it but don't give a fuck about how they're making me feel), but otherwise my face tends to be very readable.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I'll feel like I am doing some cartoon shit with my face, but then look in the mirror and it's not at all doing what it feels like I'm doing.

Edit: the expression

[-] Melkath@kbin.social 13 points 9 months ago

I get the joke, but no.

I try not to be that oppressed.

How do I do it?

I dont turn the cam on at the work meeting.

[-] sock@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

bro only sees other real humans on his linux box

[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

The first days when we were allowed to not wear masks

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 8 points 9 months ago

I have no idea what my face is doing most of the time, who cares.

[-] Imbrex@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

In zoom meetings my face is louder then words

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I was just thinking about all the times I desperately held back rolling my eyes during Zoom meetings.

[-] match@pawb.social 6 points 9 months ago

I was just making that face to exercise my muscles, really

[-] tweeks@feddit.nl 6 points 9 months ago

Usually the moment after greeting a passerby with a faked smile, my face goes straight to depressed sour-lemon mode, which I then quickly straighten up to a less worrying expression. Just in case other people pass by. Don't want to ruin anyone's day.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago
[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 months ago

when yer maladaptive(ly) daydreaming

[-] Haywire@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

I get called out by one friend often. It disgust me that people can't express their emotions facially without ridicule

I am such a fan (recently) of the charismatic voice because she makes Disney characters seem subdued.

[-] scottywh@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞

[-] hglman@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

My face is always a total lack of comment.

[-] azurefirefly@lemmy.basedcount.com 1 points 9 months ago
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