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He is my son pls be polite and say hello

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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago
[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Cotylorhynchus and beans were separated by over a hundred million years. Cotylorhynchus lived from about 300 to 265 million years ago, and beans only emerged between 94 and 89 million years ago.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

He's waiting

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This looks like a turtle before they evolved shells

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Are the science hippies sure they put him together right? Maybe it's upside down and his head needs to be lowered a bit. Then he'd be a proper naked turtle.

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

crazy they used a human-shaped 6m monstrosity for scale instead of a regularly sized person

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

That table in the first pic also has to be fucking huge. How do you even reach across to get something in the middle of it?

[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I bet he has a rolling attack

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Strong kitty-cri vibes...how can we cheer him up? cuddle

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

I think he sat on the opposite site of the titular protagonist at the iconic Yeeter's during the first episode.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago
[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Look a this fucking goober he's so cute I want him to be my neighbor and hang out with me

[–] meth_dragon@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

is this just a proto turtle? is there a word for the turtle equivalent for carcinization again? chelonization?

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Idk, but it is a surprisingly common occurrence. I think Moth Light Media did a video on it. Also henlo dinosaur.

[–] 12022081631@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

he has a nice face

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

I guess it's because of rounding, but I enjoy that the metric-imperial conversion basocally says 5'11" = 6'.

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago
[–] Anvil_Lavigne@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

henlo smelly lizor capybara-theorist

[–] kittin@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This feels like a dick pic

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 2 months ago

They posted paleohog

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He looks very polite & patient.
(Except the fact they made him stand on a big table - a table isn't for car-shaped things.)

[–] Cigarette_comedian@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Hello! But, why he so bolus?

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I want to feed him treats and scritch under his neck.

Don't mind me, I'm just the crazy reptile person on a good day.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Cotylorhynchus was a synapsid, not a reptile. It was more closely related to mammals than to reptiles.

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago

Still friend shaped. <3

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Hello! (I'm looking at his nostrils not his eyes, being rather impolite)

[–] beef_curds@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It looks like a ship design in Elite Dangerous

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago
[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Dodogama-lookin' ass

[–] CommCat@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

it's like sauropod dino without the long neck, just a massive gut to digest plants.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Is his name Fredrick?

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] The_Filthy_Commie@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It took me 3 days, but I finally remembered where I think I've seen this lovely chap, it was as the first form of the ''reptile'' in Chapter 3 in E.V.O.-Search for Eden, one of my favorite games.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Holy shit I thought I was the only one who played this!

Love that game. So unique.

[–] The_Filthy_Commie@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hahaha, yeah, me too. I used to rent it as a kid from the local videostore. You actually made me wanna replay it, so I've been at it this afternoon. 😄

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

That rules! Have fun. And don't

spoilercri when the dinosaurs die kitty-cri