Please don't come inside
this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2024
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Tis a sin to spill thine seed on the ground, thou must forever diligently rawdog thine brother's wife. To please the lord.
My brother disagrees, so he clearly disrespects The Lord and must be killed, along with his male offspring, right?
Sure why not, and lets kill a couple goats and shit for good measure too while we're at it.
Okay Nick Mullen.
Tis a sin to spill thine seed on the ground
Can't spank it with nail holes in your hands. Jesus' real sacrifice.
That's fucked up and hilarious.
Now THAT is why we need AI
I used to be acquainted with a guy who would buy billboard time and put fake joke ads on them. This seems like something he'd put up
I can feel you inside me :)
Oh Jesus Christ.
Oooooh Jesus Chriiiiist!
Relevant username?
I forgot that was on the mix cd one day and blasted it, singing along, with my 5 year old in the car.
Yep. That... became awkward and the after effects....
still a banger.
at least he gives the courtesy of announcing it first.
but does he have the courtesy of a reach around?
Me too, Jesus. Me too.
The version of "leave room for Jesus" we can all get behind.
Ok gooner
Dude get a towel or something….
Guys. Maybe Peter North is jesus?
He’s coming?
When Judas rings the doorbell frantically
...i read this in the tone of an exasperated husband responding to his wife waiting impatiently to drag him along to some saturday-afternoon garden tea party...
Don't think these evangelicals don't know what they are doing.
They know exactly what they are doing.
Ms. Magdalene knows how to work
2000 years of "any day now."
Feel free to take a hint.
Blue spray paint…
Biff must have had a really good time that night.
Do not come.
Jesús likes to party! Bien por ti.