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TIL about this list.

https://www.imdb.com/list/ls524521394/

Mia Farrow with 14 kids. (Impressive!)

And DMX with 17 kids.

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[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago

Legit looks like German prewar propaganda.

[–] AstralPath@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

Kid on the bottom right has a backwards hand; thumb on the wrong side. Also a ridiculously long arm. Kid on Dad's lap is a Kuato growing out of his leg.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 87 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My grandfather is 91, and we were talking about his family when he was a kid. This picture is how many siblings he had.
His father would come home every ten months and then leave a few days later.

This picture is not a healthy family.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He probably had 3 other families too lol

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

He did have at least one other family, yep. Good call. They even tried to connect years ago, but it didn't work out.

Thankfully my grandfather and his brothers and sisters came out as good people. Most of them are still alive too.

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

It's the turning point of modern medicine keeping too many backup kids alive.

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 77 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Oh god. The mother has 5 fingers.

5 fingers, not including thumbs...

[–] BrotherL0v3@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also, there is something deeply wrong with the girl behind the dad. Her knee should not be there based on what we can see of her shoulders. Their politics apparently involve having hellishly mutated children with their six fingered, yellow handed wife.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Perhaps this is why you don't make children with your sister, who is also your aunt? The kid behind him, she is like a snake but the baby on the dads lap has no legs.

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[–] ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago

I didn't know that weak pull out game was a political view

[–] Sundial@lemm.ee 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

He wants a baby making machine who is capable of dressing nicely and putting on makeup despite being heavily pregnant on top of taking care of 6 children all of whom are in the baby and toddler phase?

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

None of who appear to be theirs.

[–] r128@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

another fetish?

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[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dude thinking that having a baby factory for a wife, is a political view.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago

Turning women into baby factories very much seems to be part of the political agenda of some people.

[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (6 children)

You can't be a good dad or mom with 12 kids I don't care what anyone says

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I went to high school with a girl who was I think #6 of 12. And yeah she was raised by siblings and raised siblings herself. It was actually somewhat similar to what my girlfriend experienced having a deadbeat mom and imprisoned dad.

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[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My political views are whatever this is.

Well, this is poverty. Vote GOP and they'll help you achieve it!

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[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"What sort of minimum wage would we need so an honest blue collar working man can take care of a family of ten and restore our society to the good ol days? Oh...ok.. well let's just ignore that part."

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[–] StrandedInTimeFall@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago

The man will work 12 hour days at some menial job and the wife will spend all day trapped with kids. Probably get divorced at some point because they find out the stress of everything has sucked the romance out of their marriage. The oldest won't talk to one of the parents and the youngest will think it's their fault.

This worked back in the old times because at least 2 or so of those kids would die from disease or war. There was cheapish land to go around to be on a farm or have some business. You probably had at least a three bedroom house and it allowed for some privacy. Also, families might help out each other so there could be some support.

It's a load of shit to think this will happen the way you want. If this did happen, it would probably be some commune that is labelled as a capitalistic paradise and where every one should be. In reality, it would be forced communism with extra steps and new branding. Think company towns mixed with Handmaid's Tale-type woman subjugation. Oh, the freedom is so bright that it burns.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago

Ai alert ai alert 🚨

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My political views

20-year-old wife with seven children each born less than nine months apart?

[–] r128@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

growth vat supporter spotted

lose the chains of flesh

[–] SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And with between 2-7 fingers

Per hand... right?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

A natural consequence of inbreeding.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why are all kids blonde? I'm just saying maybe this guy married this poor single lady with a little league project or maybe this is one of those oliver twist situations.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

White kids are often blonde even if they won't be as adults. All mine were at least for awhile, all have medium or dark brown hair now. All born with blue eyes too, but half changed to brown later. Not sure why, but it's normal.

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[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

a little league project

Do they even make baseball gloves for AI hands?

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Mia Farrow with 14 kids. (Impressive!)

Only 4 are biological kids. Rest are adopted.

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

And DMX with and DMX with 17.

I mean, he tried to warn ya

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[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Oh, but it isn't a fetish! It's the command of God! They have to push out as many children as possible, because the Creator wishes for us to cover every inch of this planet, and they need a holy army to fight the demons Satan sends against us! And the women need to be pretty and subservient because Gods a man and He loves the good, pretty ladies.

(I have heard this bullshit so many fucking times, with so many reasons why this is their gods plan.)

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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Their fantasy is seeing a barefoot and pregnant woman washing dishes and who's never had an orgasm.

[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Serving her family is orgasm enough!

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Serving the will of The Lord! Which just so happens to be the will of the male head of the house. One and the same.

Stockholm Syndrome and they don't even know it.

"Well that does NOT look like a coincidence to me! God doesn't make mistakes!": most evangelicals, with their leave-brain-at-door-and-pick-up-your-crayons medieval "logic".

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 15 points 1 week ago

I think its more of a cult.

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

The broodmare must keep producing! We must push back the invasion!

[–] Paradachshund 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everybody wants a tradwife but nobody wants a tradhusband 😔 /s

What about those kids? You can only divide your attention so much.... And the world we live in? I wouldn't wish it on anyone let alone willingly bring someone into it. Fuckin' breeders...

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I have a large family, always wanted kids, but seriously do not understand people who need everyone else to do the same thing they do. Like, what the actual fuck? If someone doesn't want kids how is that my business? It's like they don't have confidence in themselves and need the whole world to agree with them. Just live your life, it doesn't matter what everyone else is doing.

That picture doesn't make sense though, unless she had 3 sets of twins some of those kids would be older, and as the billboards here used to say "two years apart is baby smart", it is easier on your body if you give yourself time to recover. Three sets of twins back to back, your womb would prolapse.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why is everyone wearing so much blush?

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[–] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Guy's outfit and haircut would look good on a lesbian (sincere)

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[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 week ago

Gotta keep that labor pool large so wages can stay low.

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