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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 44 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is the answer I was looking for so I'll go with Kwame Ture

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago

This is the answer I was looking for so I'll go with old Du Bois

[–] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 33 points 4 months ago (3 children)

John Brown. Look at what he managed to do with a small militia and imagine him with a proper military.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Imagine John Brown with a tank 👍

[–] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

Inventing a larger Time Machine so I can give John brown a Sherman firefly

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago

I know he would be bad on a lot of stuff in terms of domestic policy because of religion, but he’d definitely be on the ground in Gaza if he were alive today.

Side note: John Brown going communist and being head of state would definitely result in revolution export. He’d do Che style heroics except with the military going with him.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago

Off the top of my head, I want to say Paul Robeson.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

Huey P Newton.

Seems like everyone else has beaten me to the punch, but I’m still dropping his name. I’ve learned a lot from him, and I hope there’s an alternate timeline where he’s the fourth stage of Marxism after Maoism.

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

Fred Hampton

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Me, the One True Leftist

I think the obvious answers are probably Huey Newton, Fred Hampton or Eugene Debs.

It wouldn't be communist, but I think Nat Turner or John Brown's revolts succeeding and establishing some sort of state would put us on a better path than we're on right now

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As others have said, Huey Newton, Fred Hampton, and Debs are all great choices.

I think Malcolm X would have been a great leader to have as the head of a communist state. Towards the end of his life, Malcolm was like an inch away from arriving to socialism as the answer. Had he not been assassinated, there's a good chance he'd come to a Marxist conclusion. God help any reactionaries if he got his hands on a copy of Capital or State and Revolution. The man liked to read and would have devoured that shit.

Other Americans eligible for president who were communists (but wouldn't want to hold public office) include: Dalton Trumbo, W.E.B. Du Bois, Angela Davis, Earnest Hemingway, Frank and Kitty Openheimer, Tupac Shakur, and Lucille Ball.

Also, I vote for Lee Harvey Oswald as CIA director.

[–] Maturin@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Other Americans eligible for president who were communists (but wouldn't want to hold public office) include: ... Angela Davis...

Why wouldn't she want to hold public office? Wasn't she the CPUSA Vice Presidential Candidate in the '80s?

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

She was, but she hasn't ran for/held office since then AFAIK. I kind of assumed she wanted out of public life since so many of her friends and loved ones have gotten murdered by the FBI.

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

He's got a plan brace-cowboy

[–] SwitchyWitchyandBitchy@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

Little Turtle, since I assume as it tradition the new communist state will have to fight a war against capitalist powers immediately after its founding.

[–] jack@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago
[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

Debs probably but malcom x or newton would be killer too

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Black Red Guard, he's very in the know about Marxism.

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 4 months ago

Wouldn't sit well with the swing states

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Fred Hampton

[–] LGOrcStreetSamurai@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago
[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 months ago

Same. Americans ain't leading any revolution I want to be a part of

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Any particular reason?

[–] Thorngraff_Ironbeard@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Chairman: fred-hampton

Supreme Marshall: JB-shining-aggro

Labor Minister: big-bill

Chief Inquisitor: malcolm-checks

[–] BrownMinusBlue@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Not sure about president, but I would have loved parenti as the White House correspondent.

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

Ok hard mode: only living. No dead comrades.