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So that's where cows come from huh TIL (files.catbox.moe)
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[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

This is why the cattle industry is bad for the planet.

Proof: this is the end result of just one industrial cattle "ranch" during the Beef campaign with Sam Elliott

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Beef should stay in the ground where it belongs.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

So that’s why it’s called ground beef

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How now, ground cow?

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago

Ground beef

[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, cows are actually a part of the tuber family

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fascinating I had no idea. What do the leaves look like?

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

How did the cow get in there though?

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They were playing hide and seek

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

You've answered the Why, not the How.

[–] pop@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago

seems like they were building an escape tunnel and they got caught.

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Grew there, like other types of tubers.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Moobers?

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Is this my early Minecraft farm rendered by AI?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Mooruk-Hai

[–] TheInfamousOne@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

... And the guy in the back just walks over the unstable looking tunnel to hell.

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Found the secret cow level.

[–] kalpol@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Moo moomoo moo moo, moo, moomoomoo!

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

... How

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

No, cow.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Well, the daddy bull uses his horn to make a hole in the ground, then he performs [redacted], and then eventually a full grown cow or bull comes out of the ground.

Everyone knows this silly.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I wonder what the story was here. That like like a thinly covered swimming pool or basement that wasn't filled in. It's probably in the Americas somewhere or I'd add old war trench or bunker or something. It could be a sinkhole too, but my guy says no.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Always listen to your guy.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think they just found an entrance to the Nerubian underworld.

Go in there and steal the secrets of the spiders.

[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cows play with arachnophobia mode on.

Crustacean Nerubian Supiriority.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

I think arachnophobia mode makes things scarier.

Why is the crab casting web?

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Someone dug a big hole and put a cow in it for upvotes.. I guess.

[–] GlenRambo@jlai.lu 1 points 1 month ago

Or a setup for the ~~upvotes~~ ~~likes~~ ~~views~~ internet points.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

"What is it Lassie? What? Lulu fell down the well?!?"

[–] Sausagecat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Uruk hai

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Mooruk-Hai

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

Do you know how the cows first came into being? They were horses once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now... perfected.

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

It's so funny to me that this excavator is shoving the cow back like a gluttonous cat trying to get into your food.

[–] tiny_parking@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Is beef now a vegetable? If so I can finally go vegan 😂

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bruh, you should mark this NSFW. 😂

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Does that stand for "Neat, Simply Fucking Wondrous?"

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I know right? I've never seen a cow being born before..

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Now start filleting wagyu.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

What a strange and heartwarming tale.