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There's no way his horse strategy works that well

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[–] AmericaDeserved711@hexbear.net 47 points 5 days ago (1 children)

well 3 of those are from Grimes, one of the dumbest people to ever live. I think he generally seeks out women who are incredibly poor judges of character

[–] jaywalker@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Does he seek them out or are they the only ones who will fuck with him?

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 30 points 5 days ago

when you consider how many people didn't want kids and created a few anyway, it's pretty easy to rack up a shitload, especially as the sperm donor. the main thing is you have to just not give a fuck about any ethical or moral responsibility you have to the children or who the other parents will be. just get out there and carelessly dump loads.

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 30 points 5 days ago

hes a eugenicist who convinced women that because he's a rich "genius" their children will eventually rule the world

[–] peppersky@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago

Being extremely fucking rich probably helps

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He was young and rich for paypal (and working on space) and masked his sociopathy with what was a boyish nerdy disposition 20 years ago. He declined considerably once he entered his twitter era.

Like its not that hard to pull if you can hold down something resembling a conversation and go fine dining.

[–] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 5 days ago

Can Elon hold a conversation?

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago

Some of them are through surrogates, such as at least one of the ones with grimes

[–] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh 🤭

Ask your mother 😅

[–] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm downvoring this ,👎😠

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

downvoring

You've done the impossiable and made it worse.

yikes-1yikes-2yikes-2yikes-3

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago

corporate-art Rookie numbers

[–] hollowmines@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

materially speaking calculations sometimes change when one person involved is incredibly wealthy. he has surely tried it on with a much larger number than that.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago

Idk, lotta horse girls out there.

[–] CocteauChameleons@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago

Sperm insemitation gave him twins and triplets from what I remember sad that I know

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago

I'd have a kid for a million dollars. I don't even got the gear

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago
[–] miz@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

how is babby formed?

People marry for money

[–] Thann@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 days ago

It turns out, there are a lot of stupid people

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Probably uses surrogates along with all his exes. 12's nothing impressive, there's common bros out there that can put out 20+ with a little dick to the pavement and I'm sure sperm donors at banks would just laugh.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

Yeah, my grandparents had that many kids and it was just that the pope said birth control was a sin

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

At his level, it’s through rape, women chasing clout, or paying women to be surrogates.