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The last emoji you used on Hexbear before reading this will define the rest of your day. How's that day going?
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FUCK.
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this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2024
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I am going to be very condescending and patronizing today.
I just have to make sure to not drink any mercury
Phew! I'm going to have a great day!
noooooooooooo 
Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?
:sadness:
seems about right
At least it's not 
Oh, don't you worry. I'm getting there :^)
you just gotta stay away from compression algorithms
bozo's still RIP'ing in piss, I'm having a kickass day.
assuming official unicode emojis count: 🛑
okay guess my day is over
Probably the smuglord, so same as always.
edit:
😔
Oooh nooooooo.
I can only hope
I'm pretty sure it's :bunny-vibe: cause I edited my bio earlier lmfao, otherwise it would be :agony:, can't check on jerboa tho
Oh hell.
Laughing at liberals.
:geordi-yes:
Pretty good
Hell yeah dude
Uh what does this mean?
Depending on your continent of residence, check how you react to the following words:
Haitian
Romani
If you didn't explode with rage, check outside. Then check again, just to be sure.
Instructions clear:
I 
rfiuenvjdskuvjduvilnduilvuivjk xivmlxv dlkjnv klz jlz
doing pretty fucking good
Guess I'll be sad today.
Balls of sad.
Balls balls balls balls
Sad sad sad sad
Sadness is stored in the balls
great lmao unlimited genocide on the first world
uh, so my day will be very normal?
*queue laughter here*
Explain my emoji tarot reading pls
You're going to make some good food soon
Oh no, pretty annoying
just vibin
I don't know how to interpret this one
today's popping off 
Going through some shit, might relax later with some oblivion.
It’s going exactly like every other day I’ve had this year
checks out