front right is phone. front left is anything else.
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Nice try, pickpocket
Apparently, pickpockets sometimes put up signs earning of pickpockets, because it causes people to check their pockets for valuable items, showing which pockets they are in
Im not wild about stuff in my pockets so I switched to a bandolier. Also nice to not have to swap things over as you swap pants.
Me too. I've got several "purses". Can't stand much in my pockets.
the bandolier itself does not even have its own pockets. it has a metal ring and I have a zip up wallet on a carbiner. I basically have a bunch of stuff on carbiners.
How do you people sit with anything in a back pocket
Also how do you people keep shit in the same pocket? Hell usually everything ends up in the opposite pocket I first put it in anyway
My folding boxcutter has a belt clip and I hang my Gerber Dime on a suspension clip. Both live at the top of my rear pockets. I never sit on them.
OG Dessert Eagle, MP5 modded Iron sight, Karambit, 1 frag, 2 multi flash bang.
Found the counter strike player
I wasn't sure at first. Might have been real life.
Tell me your from America without telling me you're from America
Can I interest you with some witness protection instead?
These are all in cargo pants but default is phone front left; small wallet (leather card holder with a zip pocket with a tile in it) front right; keys back zip pocket, but recently I was in another country and did water bottle front top left; phone, large wallet due to cash & book front top left; travelcard and hotel key back zip pocket, passport & 120Ah portable charger front bottom right, coins front bottom right which surprisingly felt just fine so maybe I'm ready to become a suburban dad
Front right is keys and wallet. Front left is phone and a Leatherman.
Nothing in the back because of issues putting things there.
- Front left phone
- Front right: keys
- Left rear: wallet
- Right rear: lube
Surely rear middle should be lube.
Now this is a list I can get behind
Don’t get too excited; he’s left-handed.
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Left pocket: Mask Grocery bag Earplugs Lip balm Stickers Keys
Right: Phone
Fucking, uh, keys and a wad of cash. Oh and phone i guess. I kinda stuff them wherever depending on what i'm wearing, i don't have that many pockets so i don't fumble for them that much. This one pair of jeans has a hole in the pocket, i don't remember which one, but basically can't put coins in that. Um. Yeah
Uh, username doesn't check out?? I suppose you could have thawed long ago and had time to adjust to modern life and aquire many pants
Jk I love how you can write like you've been put on the spot and need to answer quickly
Man i've have dozens of usernames spanning 15 years but i ALWAYS get comments about my username being funny lmao
Yeah, the key is to add "umm" and "uhh" here and there. Makes it conversational
Just phones and keys. You guys bring wallets everywhere?
Phones
How many?
I'm assuming work and personal?
I've done the same for years, but am thinking of making use of the second SIM slot in my personal phone and using profiles to separate everything. Many phones can also use an eSIM, so that's also an option for multiple numbers.
- Front Left: wallet and keys
- Front Right: phone
- Back Right: slim battery pack with integrated usbc and lightning cables
- Back Left and miscellaneous other pockets: empty
Other than that: If at work: cargo pants so top 2 pants have nothing normally, back left or right keys, bottom 2 left have phone and right has my wallet (actually a pouch so one pocket actual wallet middle pocket small olight, nail clippers, comb, hand sanitizer wipe, chapstick sometimes a Gerber eab. Other outer pockets on wallet hold zebera M301 and P701, with a highlighter.)
If not at work nextool mini sailor scissors and keys on left with wallet on right. Sometimes I carry a sak tinker instead of the mini sailor or Gerber.
Autumn, winter and spring:
Inner pocket, jacket: wallet, and sometimes phone.
Front right pants pocket, phone.
Front left pants pocket, keys and workphone.
Summer:
Top front right pants pocket, phone and wallet.
Top front left pants pocket, keys.
Right knee pants pocket, TWS earbuds, car keys.
Left knee pants pocket, work phone
Front right is wallet and keys front right mini pocket is pixel buds, milwaukee fastback, and file cabinet key. Front left is just my phone. Back right is work badge. Back left is typically where I collect receipts without realizing it. I also have a pen pocket by my right knee which always has a pen
- Front right: Wallet, pen, and folding knife
- Front right coin pocket: Tiny Swiss Army knife - mostly for the scissors
- Front left: Phone
- Back right: Whatever to do list I have for the day, car keys on carbineer tucked in
- Back left: nada
- Cargo pockets or others: whatever my kids have handed me to hold onto for them. Today: 13¢, two painted rocks, and a Lego minifig
You should itemize what they have you hold and track the data over their childhood so you can show them what they were into
- Front right: phone, pen, gerber multitool -Front left: wallet w/ yubikey, pillbox, one or two jolly ranchers. (switch jolly ranchers for cough drops occasionally )
- Back right: empty. (usually saved for notes or receipts )
- Back left: glasses cloth.
Front left: phone, wallet, headphones (if it's cold and I'm wearing a jacket headphones go in the left pocket of that) Front right: keys Back: nothing
Front left keys, front right phone. No wallet, I pretty much exclusively use Apple Pay on my watch.
Front right: phone. Maybe keys if what I'm wearing doesn't have damn belt loops.
Front left: wallet and earbud case. Maybe a pair of sunglasses if I forget that I can can just tuck em into my shirt collar since I'm a dumbass.
Back pockets: nothin' because I'm not my dad nor a pyschopath.
Bonus: If I'm wearing pajamas with no pockets then I guess it's all going in my elastic band / undies.
Front left: phone, small bills, crow-calling whistle
Front right: keys, multitool, tin of peanuts
Back right: wallet
Back left: spare change, spare mask, small magnet
Crow calling whistles are a thing? That's awesome
Front right wallet
Front left phone
Keys on a carabiner hang from my rear right belt loop
Front right - small wallet, minimal key set. Front left - phone.
My wallet only holds 4 cards (id, driver's licence, health insurance, debit card), sometimes cash (notes, no coins). I just take a couple of keys, for home and office, plus a Darth Vader Lego keychain.
I vape, and I usually just hold that...
If it's jacket (or hoodie) weather, I keep my vape and keys in a jacket pocket.
When I go to the office, I have my backpack, and I transfer everything in there, except the wallet and phone.
Phone in front right, wallet and keys in front left. When I'm not at work, that's basically it.
I wear a small satchel at work; I keep a water bottle, clipboard, and notepad in the main storage compartment. My satchel has a few side pockets as well; one holds my pens and markers, the second holds a box cutter and a pair of gloves, and the last one holds a small first-aid kit.
Front left: lighter(s), earbuds, car key(only if at work, I lock my house keys in the car as I have a habit of leaving my coat in the lunch room)
Front right: sometimes phone, if at work nothing as I put my phone in my jacket breast zip as I'm a stone mason and I really don't want to smash my phone...
Back pockets: nothing, sometimes my travel mug if I'm not wearing my work jacket.
Work trousers cargo pocket: tobacco/vape
Why not combine your car keys with your house keys so you can't drive off without them?
I do, when I'm not at work. The car key has one of those little clips on, so when I'm at work the car key either goes in my left pocket if I'm not going to need my work keys, or gets clipped on my work keys. When I'm out on a weekend the car key gets clipped on the house keys
Front right - phone Front left -keys, hanky, lip balm Wallet goes back right
- side left: flashlight, keys
- front left: phone
- front right: knife
- side right: pepper spray, coins
- back left: wallet
I wear cargo pants or shorts.
RR - Gerber Dime on a suspension clip.
RL - Stanley folding box cutter which has it's own belt clip.
FR - Car key on a suspension clip and in the bottom of the pocket 3 keys, a mini Sharpie and nail clipper on a keyring.
FL - Pixel 6a with GrapheneOS in a generic case.
Right cargo - Generic bifold leather wallet and coin holder.
Left cargo - Unscented soap in a small hand sanitizer bottle and unscented sanitizing wipes.
Suspension clip - https://www.amazon.ca/Hibye-Stainless-Keychain-Multi-Purpose-Suspension/dp/B08YJ8HD33/ref=mp_s_a_1_4
Coin Holder - https://www.amazon.ca/Merangue-Quick-Silver-Dispenser-CH1129BL/dp/B09QKQY4SV/ref=mp_s_a_1_3_pp
Edit: formatting and early morning spelling before being fully awake.
Front right: Wallet. Always there, even when I sleep.
Edit for front right, I also keep minimal keys there.
Front left: Phone.
Rear right: Multitool.
Rear left: Smokes and lighter.