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[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans?

[–] bananon@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

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WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUU

[–] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Hi kids!

Do you like violence?

Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

🎵Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down🎵
🎵Letting the days go by, water flowing underground🎵

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You know what they're saying now folks? The media, they're saying Americans are more willing to participate in cannibalism than ever. Ever! Nobody else has done it! And, you know, we are going to drop the abominations like a dog! Seven. And that's how we do it, that's the awakening, folks. Twelve. Eighteen. And we're going to destroy Al Qaeda! Now there you go again.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Lotsa people don't know this but I love numbers! I love them! 1 2 6 23 99 eight hundred sixty-seven million four hundred twelve thousand and three. The three is very, very important. Can't forget it.

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Folks, nobody else has done this before. Nobody's been consumed like we have! We are being consumed so beautifully and we are going to become so, so empty. Beautiful little circles that are not circles, the most beautiful not-circle circles you've ever seen. So many, just so many billions of dead souls inside containment. The nasty failing unravellers have eaten this country's moral fabric, they've eaten it all up! I'm from a kingdom level above human, more and more people are saying it! And you know what that means? A hokey smile that damns an entire nation. There is no hope.

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

mi mi mi mi, fa fa fa fa, sol sol sol sol

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Why does God give his wettest boys the driest of air?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

I made a perfect post on twitter and the gunman shot at meeeeeeeee trump-anguish

[–] casskaydee@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

FUCK! THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK FAKE!

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I am the passenger
And I ride and I ride
I ride through the city's backsides
I see the stars come out of the sky
Yeah, the bright and hollow sky
You know it looks so good tonight

Song

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Flashback to playing Mat Hoffman Pro BMX 2

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

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[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

The drone of a million flying locusts is the only sound coming out of his mouth

[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Cumtown Jerry Seinfeld

[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago
[–] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Lol oops 🤭

[–] starlord@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Trump wax sculpture unveiled today at Ripley's Believe It or Not. Museum hoping influx of new tourists doesn't create parking issues. More at 11.

[–] LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

the leader of the aliens who have been hiding by wearing human skins prepares the rest of the aliens for their molting and take over of Earth.

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago
[–] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

The best Eva opening cover never asked for

[–] miz@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Boss Nass 2024