this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2024
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[–] mcqtom@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fuck yeah! Any other Driveshaft fans out there!?

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fuck yeah! I can't wait for their reunion tour, just as soon as Charlie gets back from Australia.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I may have some bad news for you.

[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

🎵You allll everybody!🎵

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

When are they going put out the new "magic smoke" flavour I've heard about, burning electronics isn't cheap

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago

Just finished a bag of those. Now I need to adjust my timing belt.

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sorry for whoever this offends but the lug nut flavor is better.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nasty dude. People have nut allergies!

Besides, everyone knows "forgot to release the parking brake" is the best flavor!

[–] trigonated@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

MMM, so good. Especially if you dip it in blinker fluid sauce.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I really like the taste of gear oil

The smell never goes away

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mine broke down and has metal shavings in it

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Nah that's the Tyson Chicken Nuggets flavor

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Seems like they might be a little greasy.

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Now I can get that flavour of working in the shop at home with clean hands!

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I imagine that smells like the breakroom at a jiffy lube.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

A lovely cocktail of body odor, various chemicals from the shop, as well as many chemicals brought from home by the employees.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

One of those "special editions" that are born from factory machinary failures or other fuckups.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

The best food is made by people who can't quite get all the grime off their hands, no matter how much pumice soap they grind their skin with.

[–] pipe01@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

For REAL MEN

[–] patak@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

if your car fails donate it to a potato chip factory

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

I still think the dill pickle flavored ones taste better

[–] Mwa@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

i ate these chips i am turning into a car