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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Here I was, thinking this was gonna be someone who was tired of The Onion

Meanwhile, yeah, I'm sweating some shallots for French Onion dip

They're a nice allium!

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And you can get a big bag for practically nothing, I was recently contemplating onions and they're probably my most used vegetable. Goes in just about everything, eat them raw, fry em, put em in a stew.

[–] Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Gotta give it up for em

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Shallot enjoyers are the crack enthusiasts of the onion world hunter

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

The government is finally addressing the sentencing discrepancy between stewed and roasted shallots.

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

onions are so good goddamn i gotta make some onions. love to caramalise that shit mmm yummy

[–] LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

I love onions. yummmmm

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I fucking hate onions, but I'm interested in using them in sauces and blending the ever loving fuck out of 'em.

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I fucking hate onion

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I use them when I can make them fit without actually having to bite one.

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fair, I'm the same with tomatoes

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

I do it with pretty much all of them. It's a mix of texture and flavor. Bitter hits me harder than most.

[–] kfc@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

I fucking hate onions

MODS MODS MODS

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

i got a line on some 100% vidalia that will put you off your face. right off the fuckin' truck.

[–] mechwarrior2@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Onion man got what I need

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Onions are so fucking good. They make almost every savory dish better.

[–] milk_thief@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

onions good, americans seem to hate veggies almost as much as minorities

[–] milk_thief@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

if user is brit, then this still applies

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I started saving the bulbs from green onion I bought at the store and planting them.

Now when I make soup or sauce I mow a little patch of turf I grow in my window 🍜 🎋

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hell yeah it's free onion and it looks nice when they all get long.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago

Hell yeah that goes hard. I should start growing some window onion as well

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Name a dish made worse by onions. Go on, I'll wait. Forever

[–] pinguinu@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 month ago

Boiled/raw onion with anything rice-based

[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

worst thing Paulie ever did in goodfellas was telling Vinny to not put too many onions in the prison dinner sauce AyyyyyOC

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[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'd like one raw vs. carmelized onion struggle sesh plz

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

Real onion enjoyers like both

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Like asking me to choose which child I love best.

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[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I couldn't eat raw onion for years after I was forced to eat multiple whole raw onions in college. Still can't really but it doesn't make me nauseous anymore.

[–] LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

eww were you hazed in a frat or something? wtf.

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Yes, and we were all in a small room sharing one big trash can to vomit. The onion fumes were maybe the worst part.

Looking back, it was honestly a little traumatizing

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Just a little communal torture to build brotherhood. /s

We stopped all the bad stuff the year after that, and the onion thing was probably top 2 worst.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Was your school the place from Holes?

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was it at least a shrek themed frat?

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

In ogre frats they force you to eat an entire raw apple.

[–] LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

god I hate frats. so stupid.

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[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

I love onions so much, whether as accents in a mirepoix or just a load of caramelized onions in a thing.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

That sub is onion erasure and I won’t stand for it.

but also :

because you’ve shown interest in a similar community

what other veggies is that poster practicing their vile hatred on?

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

because Reddit, I'm getting massive "onions are a figurative stand in for undesirables" fash-coded vibes

[–] LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yeah but what does it actually mean/what do they actually mean by it? not just what you assume.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

I don't really care, you can probably go see for yourself

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

onions r delicious

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I used to hate onion but then my brain matter corrected itself

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (8 children)

For real though I hate onions why the fuck do they put them in literally everything.

agony-shivering

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Finger@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

no more half measures walter

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[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

You should get into Buddhist vegetarianism

[–] Edamamebean@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No offense but I don't believe you or any other onion hater. Alliums and their flavours are in practically every dish of practically every cuisine on the planet. Saying you don't like onions is like saying you don't like water.

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