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[โ€“] NABDad@lemmy.world 14 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I find myself increasingly out of sync with others regarding the weather now.

It will be warm when it isn't supposed to be, and everyone will be talking about how nice it is, and all I see is the approaching end of life as we know it.

[โ€“] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 points 28 minutes ago

That unapparent summer air in early fall

The quiet comprehending of the ending of it all

That Funny Feeling Bo Burnham

I had a few trees that started budding during a warmer week last winter, before getting frozen again.
Some of the buds would literally pop.
They've had a hard time all year and a few just died.

"But yea! everything is fine! I could wear a tshirt that one day, noice!"

[โ€“] egrets@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Seven additional months of rain have been overlooked. It just pisses it down from September to June.

Yea during the summer it might not rain, during autumn and winter it will rain.

[โ€“] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

If it makes you feel better the four seasons in Cali are Summer, Wildfire, Mudslide, and Earthquake.

On the bright side my buddy from Hull lets me know when he takes his yearly vacation via pictures of ducks.

When you feel like London but look like Hull

[โ€“] will_a113@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 hours ago

Lucky, you get 4 seasons!? Here in South Florida we get "holy fuck it's so hot!" with hurricanes, and "oh, this is kinda nice" with hurricanes.

[โ€“] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

You've got us beat. We've got rainy summer, brisket summer, hurricane summer, and a week of ice that no one is prepared for.

My favorite is brisket summer.

[โ€“] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It snows in March but not February?

[โ€“] shath@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago

yes, sometimes april

[โ€“] sgtlion@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] node_user@feddit.uk 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[โ€“] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 45 minutes ago

I bet they live some place like Exeter

[โ€“] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Just like where I live in Canada, except here the cold is 15 to 20 degrees (C) colder and the hot is 15 degrees hotter.

Oh and the but snow now thing starts in late November and ends in April.

[โ€“] RupeThereItIs@lemmy.world 1 points 47 minutes ago (1 children)

I'm a Michigander and I'm laughing at the Britt's complaining about cold and hot. Come to the upper Midwest for a few years and you'll realize just how temperate that little island really is.

[โ€“] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 1 points 32 minutes ago

Yeah Iโ€™m just 3 hours drive from Detroit across the border. Whenever I feel like complaining about snow I check the weather and always smile at how much more you Michiganders get dumped on!

Normally I like the snow. I do get tired of it in February though!

[โ€“] Smoogs@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Sounds like youโ€™re the Canadians of europe

[โ€“] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 3 points 3 hours ago

I feel like July should be "Oh got it is so hot" and August be "Rain"

[โ€“] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

In July it's BEES and heat for me in the south of England.

September is nice, not too hot and not too cold most of the time.

The record temperature I reached in my old flat was 37.5 Celsius. Previously it was about 35.

In my current flat I hit about 33 over the summer indoors.