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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] MBM@lemmings.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

straight men don't cum when getting fucked in the ass by a man

???

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 18 minutes ago

Straight men have prostates too. If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!

In other news, greentexts are sometimes a bit of a wild ride, and I maintain that the best ones always are.

Humanity. We're a diverse bunch. We really really are.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I'm so confused. I think I'm just going to go soak in the tub and stare at my toes.

[–] Soup@lemmy.cafe 24 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

TIL people still believe 4chan bullshit is real.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 16 minutes ago

It might not always be a window into how other people live, but it is always a window into what other people think about.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Every greentext is based in some reality

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 12 minutes ago* (last edited 3 minutes ago)

Indeed, indeed.

If one is only bi on the Internet, is one really straight?

[–] match@pawb.social 10 points 10 hours ago

op is pretty fucking based ngl

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 18 points 12 hours ago

I've known a lot of gay and asexual women that end up in this exact scenario

[–] dubious@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

good lord. so thankful to be me.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 30 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

What in the 4chan bullshit is this?

[–] Soup@lemmy.cafe 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It’s exactly that. 4chan bullshit.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 6 points 9 hours ago

> writes gay fanfic with really weird twists
> wtf, gay shit is fucking weird

[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 31 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Anon is a closeted bi and open femboy, and just doesn't want to admit he likes it. Meanwhile, he's totally fine being someone's FB for free rent, but also feels guilty that he is kinda messing with his other friends in the meantime.

Basically, Anon is a moron.

[–] CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds more to me like anon isn’t romantically attracted to men but is sexually. Which is very confusing if you don’t have words for it but that simple language/label would solve anons problems

[–] jose1324@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Bro it's the same smh

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

FB - Fuck Buddy, Friend with Benefits, or whatever you wanna call it. Someone who engages in regular sexual activities with a small group of people, usually just one, in exchange for some good or service. In Anon's case, he's a power-bottom femboy who gets fucked in exchange for free rent.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

FWBs get paid?! Why wasn't I told this?

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 8 hours ago
[–] lowered_lifted@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

if you are a woman then how is that not straight to fuck man

[–] CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago

A femboy isn’t a woman

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