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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 125 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Tell me how the Dems are the harm reduction candidates again?

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 102 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Apparantly Trump is going do even more genocide, but I'm having trouble imagining how he's going to top Biden/Harris/Walz.

[–] gaycomputeruser@hexbear.net 50 points 1 month ago

I grilled a liberal I know well on actual things that that trump could do that would be worse for paletstinians. Obviously the question was avoided.

[–] bigbrowncommie69@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago (8 children)

10 mins of flattery by some Iranian diplomat and Trump will agree to stop funding Israel and claim he's an amazing negotiator. Art of the Deal and all that.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

That's true. And then the Republican apparatchiks in his cabinet will reverse it 48 hours later once Trump has forgotten about it. juche-tears

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 73 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Kamala is bringing JOY to you worthless plebeians, isn't that enough? bourgeoisie

[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago

I'M DOING MY PART

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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 58 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Well they won't kill minorities within the US.

Just everywhere else.

EDIT well fewer

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 56 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bulkanizing the union so they can call minorities from interstate foreign enemies

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 59 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Bulkanizing is what I do at the gym

[–] context@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I hate this country so much

The choice is between top cop war criminal who is running to the right of her opposition and her VP pick lebensraum grandpa, or one of the dumbest assholes on planet earth and his VP pick, a 4channer

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 120 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (11 children)

Really trying to close that 1% gap between 99% and 100% Hitler. Seriously holy fucking shit this is unhinged. Overt support for a Greater Israel project is new. And what the fuck are "Israeli proxies"?

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 67 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I'm certain that American politics are in the 100% Wehrmacht when I heard the supposedly progressive candidate Harris talk about having "the most LETHAL army in the world", and the public starting to chant "USA, USA, USA". That shit was absolutely nightmarish and reminiscent to me of fascist times in my homeland Spain.

[–] RaisedFistJoker@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

that video jokerfied me to depths i didnt think possible

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

Since that speech I’ve been of the opinion “Trump, by being an incompetent moron, is the harm reduction candidate, and Kamala Harris is one of the most dangerous psychopaths I’ve ever seen and must be prevented from becoming president”

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[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Whoever fights Hezbollah I reckon.

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[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Honestly? He seemed pretty nervous throughout the debate and made gaffes like saying he met school shooters. The "Iranian proxies" wire probably just got crossed with the "support Israel no matter what" wire and resulted in this ridiculous sentence.

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

Hard to stay calibrated on exactly 99% Hitler, easy to drift a few points up or down accidentally.

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[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

maybe-later-kiddo: “Don’t you get it, tankie? We have to be more and more Hitleresque or we will AlIeNaTe ThE wOrKiNg ClAsS!”

[–] frauddogg@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Deadass fuck the working class if they're behind this. I absolutely will purity test a white worker at this point; you can't kick it with me if you voted for this, if you cudgeled others to vote for this. Genocide is a non-fucking-starter; you cannot come with me if you got behind this. The blood on your hands will stay your feet.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

American mercs like blackwater I'd imagine.

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[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 101 points 1 month ago (3 children)

he's just like my hecking dad! lol midwestern joy nice guy aw shucks gee whiz fella, come on down to the farm oh i'm just a gosh darn minnesota white guy for kamala hyuck gotta go down to the fishing hole later

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 80 points 1 month ago (2 children)

let's nuke iran, i'm just a knucklehead awh shucks

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 60 points 1 month ago

Damn, he really is like my dad

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[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The common clay of the new west

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[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

Ya hey dere, how bout them Vikings doncha know? Dey just ain't been da same since that Brett Favre retired. Kill all Muslims, am I right? Oh! Marge has a new hot dish recipe, and it's pretty spicy -- it has mayonnaise and black pepper! Uff-dah!

[–] HelltakerHomosexual@hexbear.net 85 points 1 month ago (1 children)

wehrmacht walz is fucking brilliant tho

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago

But Walzi is right there.

[–] multi_regime_enjoyer@lemmy.ml 64 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why exactly were people rehabilitating this man? Do they remember they gained nothing from electoral antics in the last general? It must be cynical political entertainment for money and attention. Here at Sᴏᴜᴛʜᴇʀɴ Bᴏʏ™ much higher standards are upheld.

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 63 points 1 month ago

very fascinating to watch this bozo stumble his way through all his pre-prepared zionist talking point. you can see the wheels turning as he tries to remember all the key points he's supposed to hit.

uuuhhh... october 7th! 1400! hamas terrorists! massacre! hostages! humanitarian crisis in... wait, was i allowed to say gaza again?

[–] Sausage@hexbear.net 60 points 1 month ago

Did he really say greater Isreal yikes

[–] Red_Eclipse@hexbear.net 59 points 1 month ago
[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 53 points 1 month ago

I guess the people saying he’s got that regular midwestern guy vibe were right. This is the same level of unhinged that I’ve heard from people in the Midwest.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 52 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is supposed to be the "wholesome chungus" guy.

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[–] CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's just lebensraum, how is no one calling them out on it??

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They just completely ignored it, and are now fiercely masturbating when he said “As-Salaam-Alaikum”, and then in literally next sentence "to make sure Israel secures itself".

[–] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nice to see some (unintentional) honesty, tbh. Yup, AmeriKKKa and the collective west never moved past their genocidal Manifest Destiny/liebensraum ideology.

May AmeriKKKa burn to the ground. Literally would rather humanity go extinct than the progenitors of the Nazis, the champions of genocide, slavery, and destitution win.

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[–] Meh@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago
[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

99.9% nazi germany supporters really are telling me this fucker and holocaust Harris are "progressive". Just lol

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

All the CHUDs are saying that Walz is bad because of the German's preference for socialism and Marxism makes them unable to assimilate with other white people. But the German's only have a predilection for National Socialism, not real socialism. Which is the real reason why Walz is bad.

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[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Modern day Sparta, man.

Right down to itching for a good war with the next best thing to Persia like le funny 300 movie!

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[–] frauddogg@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Death to amerika death to amerika death to amerika holy shit how is this the best option the crackers can offer

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[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

i think he said fundamental like 5 times in a row when answering that

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