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[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 15 points 2 months ago

I knew one teacher that would drink one Code Red a day.

Another was addicted to Diet Coke. They stopped class to have someone deliver a case of it. They wouldn’t continue the lesson (it was an elementary school class in the computer lab) or let anyone touch the computers while they waited.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I Was A Fool (Insiting On Staminan X Over Baja Blast)

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You know it’s really bad when you start giving yourself Baja Blast enemas.

[–] Nutteman@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I'm baja blasting my colon apart with rubber tubing and the taco bell employees are NOT thrilled with my behavior

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Reminds me of Shayne Smith joking about drinking so much Mountain Dew that the guy at 7/11 called him "Mountain Dew Guy" instead of "Tattoo On Face And Neck Guy"

[–] Tillyrblue@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is my coworkers at 7:00am, and with diet coke too

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The funny thing is coffee can be just as bad for you. The most harmful things in soda are the caffeine and sugar, and coffee has almost four times as much caffeine per fluid ounce and potentially just as much sugar.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Most definitely has some kind of sweetener, only about 1/5th of coffee drinkers prefer plain coffee.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 2 months ago

DAE think Kazuma is hotter in the newest games compared to when he was younger in the older ones?

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)