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[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 180 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

By his logic—we may as well just bury this guy alive, he’s just going to die anyways.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 65 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm...like super good at digging...

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 37 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

Username checks out

I can mark the area

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

What shovel would you use to dig a 60 ft hole?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 17 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Hitachi 1200 with a long stick lol.

Why the fuck are we going so deep?

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

So he can't crawl back up? It's October.

[–] Dainterhawk999@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

ROFL... And also to assure he cannot be a zombie

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 weeks ago

I like @Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 's comment the best, but actually, a friend once joked that, "I had a friend that could dig 60 ft holes, see, he dug 60 ft holes because the police stop digging for bodies after 50 ft." So #zerocontext to the broad Internet, but just the same, an arbitrary ridiculous number to ask!

[–] drspod@lemmy.ml 102 points 4 weeks ago

Another billionaire tech founder demonstrating that these are exactly the people who need to be kept as far away as possible from positions of influence in our society.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 69 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Even ignoring the selfish elitist tone, this is like saying "things won't be perfect, so why even try?" I hate defeatism, especially when it harms all of us.

[–] fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee 23 points 4 weeks ago

Its probably not defeatism, just a billionaire tech sociopath trying to pump his investments in data centers.

[–] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 52 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

These Google guys are such a disappointment. They could’ve done something inspirational, but what have they done?

[–] drivepiler@lemmy.world 41 points 4 weeks ago
[–] Samvega@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 4 weeks ago

Be honest, Eric. "We should go all in on harmful bullshit because I make money from it."

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 48 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Maybe he is just preparing the world for other lifeforms?

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 42 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Would be a shame if someone sunk his yacht

[–] Dainterhawk999@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago

Untangle him from the electricity grid

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

I'll call the orcas

[–] RagingSnarkasm@lemmy.world 25 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Did he also say "And do not quote me" the same way he did when he told people to just steal what they want and hire lawyers to clean up the mess if they were successful?

[–] girlfreddy@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's easier to apologise than ask permission.

/s

[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

"It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to ask permission" was coined by Admiral Grace Hopper for use in a very different context. It is intended to mean that, when dealing with a beaurocracy like the military, it is often easier to ask forgiveness than to ask permission.

She certainly wouldn't have intended for it to be used in the context of theft.

[–] girlfreddy@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 weeks ago

Which was why I put the sarcasm "/s" at the end.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 22 points 4 weeks ago

Take a long walk off a short pier, Eric.

[–] SirEDCaLot 22 points 4 weeks ago

So much for don't be evil.

At least as the planet burns, it will be because we now have AI that tells us to superglue our pizza together or jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. Whatever would we do without it?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 21 points 4 weeks ago

Currently getting coffee, Viking Hippie says Eric Schmidt should go fuck himself with a rusty rail spike and keep his garbage opinions to himself.

[–] tankplanker@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago

And if AI decided that the fastest way to make a difference with climate change was to guillotine all the billionaires, he'd be on board? Because I can save all that spend and tell him right now that removing that number of super polluters who consistently lobby against environmental protections would make a noticeable impact.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 17 points 4 weeks ago

Hopefully Google kills him off next.

https://killedbygoogle.com/

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago

Not with you rich fuckers having that fucking attitude.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago

Plus Elon and Sergey and Jeff said they’re totally leaving room for me in the domed city while the space ark is being built.

[–] xep@fedia.io 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

"Because it's a universal technology, and because it's the arrival of an alien intelligence… we may make mistakes with respect to how it's used, but I can assure you that we're not going to get there through conservation."

I can't understand what he's saying, even though it's in english. Did AI mean Alien Intelligence all this time?

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 weeks ago

That part also confused me. Does he really think text prediction is intelligence?

[–] Illecors@lemmy.cafe 0 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

This is a sensationalized title. As always - nobody ever reads the bloody articles. What he actually said was

we're not going to hit the climate goals anyway because we're not organized to do it.

Is he that wrong? Do you think we actually are organized enough?

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 weeks ago

We are organized enough, the problem is that we keep getting sabotaged by a tiny few billionaires who want to buy heir next island. AI won't help there anyway

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

According to your own quote here the headline is not sensationalized.