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JD Vance Under Fire For Resurfaced Remarks Criticizing Childless Children (youtu.be)
submitted 2 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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In newly resurfaced audio, the vice-presidential candidate is heard making disparaging remarks, calling childless children “miserable” and “pathetic”.

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's kind of sad that JD Vance is such a disgusting piece of shit that I assumed this was a real news story until I noticed it was an Onion article lol

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I just assumed it was a typo in the reddit title, not actual satire 🤷‍♂️

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

don't worry, couchfucker still has a month to spew his signature pants-on-head stupid bullshit

[–] Drunemeton@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just read an article about his extended family in Appalachia and they’re calling him a “Shillbilly!”

I quite liked that.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 5 points 2 months ago

I mean, i would also be pretty pissed of my cousin made millions on a book about how I'm a lowlife scumbag who deserves everything that happens to me.

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

JD Vance leaves raw chicken in the middle of the grocery store pass it on

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Incorrect

JD Vance does not go to grocery stores, that's a job for "the help"

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

JD Vance specifically orders his help to leave raw chicken in the middle of the grocery store.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

to the deli worker: "You know, some of this and that"

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago

Whatever makes sense

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

"I'll take some of those ones with sprinkles."

"Mr. Vance, those are rat turds"

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

"Excellent"

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Was it fingered before he discarded it?

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"resurfaced" that shit was only two weeks ago.

Edit. Aaaaand I ate the onion. Crunch.

We have kids that are 11, 12... even 13 years old that care more about their school, their friends, and even their soccer practice than starting a family.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Is this the world conservative want?

Children looking after other children?

Absolutely disgusting!

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Given the unholy pairing of fundamentalists who wish to do away with age of consent and the MAGA crowds, this probably isn't too far into satire.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

The novel "The Handmaiden's Tale" is literally inspired from real life based from the author's observation of unfolding events in the 20th century, particularly the rise of Iranian theocracy and Islamic fundamentalism in the Middle East and how they treat women. The author fears something could happen in the United States. And her fear is inching closer to happening in the United States.

[–] IllNess@infosec.pub 3 points 2 months ago

I bet this guy hates being a parent and wants others to suffet like him.