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[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 141 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Never forget the future that was taken from us.

[–] StellarExtract@lemm.ee 52 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 48 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Thank you Junior. Don't forget to wear you shoes when you go play in the asbestos pit at school. I put two cigarettes in your lunchbox you can have one at lunch if your teacher says its okay and one on the way to home after your shift at the radium watch painting factory.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (4 children)

It’ll come back eventually unless fusion takes over. The power density promises are simply too attractive.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Never mind that pesky burning taste, imagine the power savings!

[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It always smells like bloody sinus in our house after changing the wafer.

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 103 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Feeling snackish for an

A T O M I C

W A F E R !

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

All wafers, cookies, chips, biscuits, crispbread and hardtack I've ever seen have been atomic.

I struggle to imagine one that wouldn't be.

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[–] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 74 points 6 days ago (4 children)

“Mother, why do all my teeth feel itchy?”

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 50 points 5 days ago

"It's because you haven't been smoking enough. Here, smoke these two before dinner."

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 7 points 5 days ago

The Children of the Atom deem you a HERETIC! Embrace the holy atom!

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 38 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Look at his face, he's 100% gonna eat that.

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Uranium has so many calories, he will never have to eat again

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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

There's a timeliness where tiktok kids are eating atomic wafers as a challenge.

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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

She's right there. This is literally a power play to force her kid to do a pointless task.

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Of course, mother!

[–] allywilson@lemmy.ml 24 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Wait a sec, I was told American's don't use the metric system...

[–] austinfloyd@ttrpg.network 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The imperial system doesn't have any electromagnetism units that I'm aware of, so they borrow from SI.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We can use horsepower hours if you’d like. Or BTU

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 16 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I'm all for paying my electric bill in horsepower/hours. That feels very American. How many V8s is my house?

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'd be horsepower * hour, since horsepower is a unit, of, well, power, and [Energy] = [Power]*[Time]

But might as well go for an obscure time unit as well at that point. Horsepower Sennights, baby

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[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

The Watt predates the SI itself. SI borrows the Watt much as it dues with other units.

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 3 points 4 days ago (3 children)

We also don't use apostrophes for plural words.

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[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 55 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

"Timmy you left the aluminum foil on the atomic wafer!!"

"By golly Tim you shattered space time and opened a black hole!"

"My apologies mother and father, I have been absent of clear cognition."

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 27 points 5 days ago (5 children)

This post was brought to you by Isaac Asimov's Foundation gang.

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 50 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Too 👏 cheap 👏 to 👏 meter

[–] Zink@programming.dev 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Given the up-front cost of any kind of reactor, I don’t think the concept of a usage-based electric bill goes away as long as it’s corporations competing for customers. Maybe eventually it would be like ISPs where it’s a flat fee depending on the size of your connection. I guess it could be totally unmetered then.

Like so many things, it gets a lot simpler if it’s the government supplying the service.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

It's not too cheap to meter even when provided as a public service. Nuclear is more expensive than battery + solar, more expensive than wind, more expensive than coal

"Too cheap to meter" was a lie that ignored costs of safety and decommissioning.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 1 points 5 hours ago

Yeah I agree, and you still hear that BS about fusion power, that it will be an unlimited source of cheap/free clean energy.

I guess I could imagine scenarios where power is not metered and is supported via taxes, maybe in a scenario where citizens have a right to energy just like a right to healthcare. It’s not free by any means, but the people who make the most money and thus benefit the most from the infrastructure end up paying into it the most. And the truly poor would get free (to them) electricity.

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[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 15 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Do you want to be Malons? This is how you become Malons. /s

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[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well, if you're a Stalker, it may put hair on your kids бляать.

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[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Putting it in my underwear later...

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

About the hairy chest (don't worry, it's harmless).

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[–] nl4real@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

I passed out from the flood of Fallout references that just rushed into my brain.

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 11 points 6 days ago

Clean! Safe!! Too cheap to meter!!!

/pffft

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