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[–] Seigest@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

"Destroy your desk it's usless now.."

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

ᴄᴀᴛs. ᴄᴀᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ.

[–] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

That causes nasal demons

[–] Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 months ago

Complete Global Saturation

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

"I'll bet ye've got all sorts o' barmy questions! [Mimics your heroic stance] Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the magic Girdle of Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?"

[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Get up.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Barry, other Barry"

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Holy shitsnacks!

[–] chautalees@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

We'll bang, ok?

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Isn’t marriage hard enough without doing all the chores?

[–] vermeil@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

Käse oder Schinken...

[–] wdx@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

Fer-de-Lance; Meta Fer-de-Lance

[–] lohky@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Just who the hell do you think I am?!

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

There. The circle of stupidity is complete.

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

turbo cancer (not a sentence, but close enough)

[–] nik9000@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

While we were developing common sense, she studied the blade.

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

Chicks love cars. If you want to get into her pants, you better have a nice hot Ferrari.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Best block, no be there.

[–] teolan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Basically... Run

[–] refalo@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

RASENGAN

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

So say we all.

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

pootis

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

You hear about pluto?

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Wow hi bonjour

[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Rare footage of Daigo actually angry Tell em about himself Whose bitch this is? Pringles!

[–] zazazaza@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Without Narrativium, the cosmos has no story, no purpose, no destination.

[–] FluorideMind@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Ave, true to Caesar.

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

There are other receivers.

[–] asexualchangeling@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

What a lovely butler he's so violent.

[–] rautapekoni@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

And I must not forget, we must not forget, that we are human beings.

[–] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

It's ticking all the boxes.

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