the Elon musk of squirrels
Good riddance then.
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What is “the Elon of squirrels” even meant to mean. Genuine question
Every single quote from Vance is easily the dumbest thing I've heard that day.
When Peanut the squirrel came to the White House asking me for help on all of his winter food gathering, whether it's walnuts that don't last long enough, bird seed stolen from the yard, or a newspaper clipping with a picture of a peanut on it, without which subsidies he'd be worthless, and telling me how he was a big Trump fan and Republican, I could have said "drop to your knees and beg", and he would have done it...
Harambe in 2016, peanut in 2024
What the fuck did I miss?
some guy had a pet squirrel, was posting about it to get famous on instagram, the state found out and the squirrel was put down.
Another great example as to why, if you're breaking the law, don't post about it online, no matter how silly or unenforced the law is. Not that I break the law.
i give money to panhandlers!
what does this have to do with trump...
only a democrat would have your pet squirrel killed
maybe he's promised rodents in every household
I think it was in New York, so just a continuation of ‘they’re killing your pets’
On a serious note, police shoot approximately 25 pet dogs every day and it's nice that the rabid cop party (the other is also a cop party but isn't rabid) is grieving this one particular squirrel.
"the elon musk of squirrels" is such a terminally online thing to say. imagine having the power and influence that jd vance has and still being addicted to twitter or w/e. beyond pathetic
Death to America
Imagining all the other squirrels being glad he's dead.
:squirrel-party:
"the elon musk of squirrels"
Shit like that used to be called "astroturfed memes." 
The squirrel shit really does have a deathrattle feel to it
Goddamn this election has been watching the Washington Generals playing the Washington Generals
This should've been the easiest election ever. For both sides.
i have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore
Mr animal control, sir, elon musk bit me.
Oh no, he's gonna have to go into the rabies blender now :((((
Aging edgelords want to "elect a meme." AGAIN. 
It’s pure brainrot. The right are the brainrot ideology, the internet is their entire personality.
Can’t wait until Ben Shapiro runs in 2028 and brags about his skibidi rizz.
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peanut is dead??? what the fuck...
two shots to the back of the head, body found dumped in a suitcase
wow. i didn’t know that. i just — you’re telling me now for the first time...
he led an amazing life. what else can you say? he was an amazing squirrel. whether you store acorns or not, he was an amazing critter who led an amazing life. i’m actually saddened to hear that. i am saddened to hear that.
Does he really use eye shadow because it looks like he does.
it's fuckin gotta be, I've got a similar heavy brow and eyelids and they don't shade the corners like that at all
Idk, I looked at it a little while ago and I think it's genuinely just a heavy brow + thick eyelashes
Yeah, chuds deflect by saying it's his eyelids, but it's got to be guyliner.
Delta force grade tactical guyliner 9000
greatest fumble in history
Elon Musk of squirrels 
I can only wish that he follows the example of his rodent brother.
No P'nut November is the October Surprise that is hyper gooning the electorate!
So either the squirrel or dipshit comedian will decide election, 10/10
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