this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2024
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[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

The artist knew what they were doing, they chose to give the monkey butt dimples even though they make no sense because of the fur

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It says "umanori", which I think is "horseback riding", but uhhhh that looks like a different kind of riding

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

they didn't need to make DK so caked up

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

got that dumpy kong

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

The donkey can kong me any time of the day

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!

He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well

He's finally back to kick some tail

His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts

If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!

He's bigger, faster, and stronger too

He's the first member of the D.K. crew!

Huh!

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts

Looks like he already spurted in the pic

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

So they're finally here

Performing on you

If you're consenting age

You can join in too

Put your hands together if you want to fap

As we take you through, this monkey crap

HUH

DK

Donkey Kong

He's the leader of the bunch, you fucked him well

He's finally back to pound some tail

His coconut cock can fire in spurts

If he shoots ya, you're gonna squirt!

It's bigger, faster, and stronger too

He's the inventor of the DK screw!

Huh!

[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

They made the games woke! Woke!

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago
[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unironic expandposting in 2024 when?

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

expandposting never ended

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Show you who's the boss of this jungle gym.

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, I’m a bara connoisseur

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Step 1. Someone making a reskin of a popeye game

Current day: A whole generation of Bara furry enjoyers

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

My partner walked by when I had the RFK Falconry ad up, then a minute later got to see this in my screen. Their reaction was great.

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What if we practiced nagewaza

in front of the cartoon artist from Ahomaro

😳
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