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RIP Bob (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Relax in peace. He's fine.

Edit: I apologize for nothing but as someone going through a shit time lately, the hilarious salt has been making me cackle for hours. Thank you all <3

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[–] udon@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

I hope OP's mom leaves a secret upper decker in their house next time she visits

[–] deltapi@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

OP, I hope you fart today and a bit of poo comes out...because that's what you did to me.

OP can go fuck himself.

[–] DontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If this is OC then OP is amazing. It's a goddamn salt mine in here. ❤️

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Not OC but I can't say I haven't been smiling like a fucking fool

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's weird how can upvote both this and the "fuck OP" comments

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Hey I'm OP and I'm upvoting them too

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 105 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Go stub your toe you bastard

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 86 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There’s entire generations who think this meme is new because it’s so old that they’ve never seen it.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

New is the old new ❤️

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 day ago

May you consistently find yourself stuck behind slow walkers that always seem to weave in the direction you're trying to overtake them from

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago

I hope you touch wet food from the sink

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

I hope you get something sticky on your hands and have no opportunity to wash them.

[–] CaJoasca_Baloon@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

almost thought he died broo what

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I hope every time you go to drink water it’s surprisingly a cup of orange juice and every time you go to drink Orange juice you have gum in your mouth.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Bob Odenkirk is not amused.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

According to Scott Aukerman, this is actually very representative of how Bob looks when he's reading over your comedy script before telling you it's not funny.

I think my favorite thing about Bob is how seriously he takes comedy.

[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Feels vaguely threatening lol

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I hope you go to the toilet and stay there, for the rest of your life, with a stuck clinger that you can never shake off, no matter how hard you try.

[–] AsslessChaps@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 day ago

May your pillow always have two warm sides

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just saw my future.

One day (hopefully decades from now) I'll be browsing whatever the internet has become and I'll see this image with that bottom line crossed out. And that's how I'll learn he died.

Or you die first

[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

No way he's 62

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

IDS (Imminent Death Syndrome) puts us all in an awkward position.

He could go at any moment... he's got entitilitus!

[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

nobody knows what entitilitus is, or what entitilitus does, but entitilitus kills

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 day ago

May you be constantly thirsty, but well hydrated all day.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 9 points 1 day ago
[–] obscur_e@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago (10 children)
[–] Blackout@fedia.io 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Not many other shows can count a January 6th rioter as one of their main cast and writers.... but Mr. Show can!

"Jay Johnston known for his roles on Mr. Show, Bob's Burgers, and in the January 6th insurrection..."

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Was this the same bit as the used cock ring salesman bit or did Mr. Show have cock rings as a running gag?

I didn't see more than a handful of episodes due to not having cable at the time.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 9 points 1 day ago

You can watch them all for free on the Internet archive: https://archive.org/details/Mr.ShowS01E01

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[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

I couldn’t buy enough paper for the list of people I’d rather see die then Bob

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago

For a second I was upset that he was actually dead. I got got lol

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Did he fart?

[–] randomaside@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Almost had a gd heart attack!

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

His name is Bob Odenkirk.
His name is Bob Odenkirk.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Sonobabich!

Do Trump! Not this guy. This guy needs to return as the lawyer.

[–] SauceBossSmokin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

May everything you drink taste like ass, and that ass was filled with dead gerbils that died due to dysentery and that dysentery was caused by ingesting the asses of other dead gerbils.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Somebody needs to ride on The Devastator.

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