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Chat, is this real? hasan-ok-dude

Edit: I'm a rube - it's fake. :-(

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[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 2 points 4 hours ago

a-little-trolling Hey Elon, how come you own such a beautiful rocket company, but you never went up yourself? Don't you want to see the world you made?

[–] dat_math@hexbear.net 52 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

"and he's going to do anything I tell him to do" might be powerful enough to resurrect UlyssesT

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 28 points 18 hours ago

We really need him to give just one last post.

[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 32 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Does somebody have that Upside down Elon pic from when he did the X jump?

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 18 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Edit: I'm a rube - it's fake.

Ah, but will Trump think it's fake? We may be rubes (I believed it too), but Trump is an actual idiot.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 14 points 16 hours ago

...Could we astro-turf it as something he posted but then removed and removed all record of it? If he believes it, very funny shit would def ensue.

[–] WilsonWilson@hexbear.net 24 points 18 hours ago

I'm on my knees praying that g_d (or trump) will do something rly funny

[–] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 22 points 18 hours ago

The "Night of Long Knives: America Edition" will be more hilarious than tragic, and might actually help the world a miniscule amount.

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 16 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think this is real

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 9 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah, I'm trying to find it, but I refuse to make an account. Anyone willing to dive into the cesspit?

[–] RaisedFistJoker@hexbear.net 12 points 17 hours ago

im pretty sure its fake, you can search posts on xcancel and nothing shows

[–] femboi@hexbear.net 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Scrolled through his feed on xcancel, it's fake

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Fuk... I have dreamed a dream. sad-boi

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 4 points 12 hours ago

It would be really funny if a Hexbear started making ever so slightly more deranged takes on Elon's account, to the point Elon started taking credit for them

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

If this was real, he wouldn't even make it a single mooch

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 9 points 16 hours ago

Lol, I forgot that unit of measurement of time.

[–] HomoSexualTransStalinist@hexbear.net 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

and he's going to do anything I tell him to do

He's so going to die lol, there's no way Trumps reading this and not going angry-place mode

[–] Oyml77 6 points 15 hours ago

Elon falling from 7th floor hotel window incoming?

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 12 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)

How I hope it plays out.

Wish I could edit video, I'd put their faces in.

[–] thisismyrealname@hexbear.net 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

none of the bot links have tracking attributes

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 4 points 17 hours ago

Ah, thanks for clarifying!

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] asg101@hexbear.net 9 points 17 hours ago

Would love to see an oligarch that lost a loved one to an EEEEElon machine put "Kill Musk" as a condition of inheritance into their will.