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🚨UPDATE🚨: Biden has been found half digested inside a giant snake.

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[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

Biden has not known his whereabouts for twenty years

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

whywhywhywhywhy Is snakes out there this big?!

warren-snake-green Yes, actually...

I must return to my people

forgets that it's one of the few uncolonized places in South America

dies

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

half digested Biden winks after being regurgitated:

https://youtu.be/yQmAdY-jIpI?t=256

Heh... he'd be ok... Nothing much more than a bath for this ghoul... shrug-outta-hecks

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[–] totalyNOTaPIRATE@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Warren ate him?

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

bro turned himself into snake doodoo

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Blud went into the Jumanji Jungle.

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Pulling a Roosevelt

[–] moonlake@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

I thought this was a shitpost agony

Apparently this is a real ass image of Joseph Skibidi Biden walking into the Amazon rainforest agony-consuming