What made them change their mind? Pretty sure that’s always been part of the implication lol.
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Never questioned this until about 15 seconds ago…
I thought that exact same thing about snakes.
Unless they’re referring to the bat, who’s to say otherwise? The lore police?
When I was in middle school and first learned about gay men I thought one penis would have to open up somehow to accept the other penis as what I now know would be called sounding. Also knowing what I know now that would be pretty extreme even for sounding but I was a preteen fundie and had gotten all my sex ed from an anatomy and physiology book in the family library with 0 direction from any adult so in the absence of any better ideas that seemed like the most likely way that would work out. Anyway this is a great example of why puritans wind up so kinky; you have no idea what normal sex looks like so you just have to imagine it and sometimes the imagination comes up with some really weird shit and before you know it you're having preteen wet dreams about stuff the human body doesn't even do.
I think you might be confusing docking with sounding
Docking is foreskin play, inserting something into the urethra would be a type of sounding.
But if you can sound with an entire human cock, you're doing something pretty extreme shit
They're fictional, so I guess they work however the writer wants them to.
I want them to work in a warehouse. I smell A sitcom!
Once wrote a series of short stories about fantasy creatures living and working in a warehouse. My favorite were the weekending ghosts, who haunted a manor through the week, but took weekend trips to haunt the warehouse on Saturdays and Sundays to get a break from it all.
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt7908628/
Not a warehouse but You are in for a treat!
I was hoping for this and was not disappointed
They definitely do, as that was my thought too
And here I thought "Dracula - dead and loving it" cleared up that topic. Of course they're hollow.
Mosquito straw > Scrape and Lick
Everybody knows vampires don’t suck, they scrape and lick!
The three-shell method
That seems inefficient
I also thought this.
That's why they make that empty hollow carton sound when they finish sucking all the blood out.
Same