vs 
who would win
Badposters win. Fakenews doesn't make me laugh half as hard as bad posts.
this post was submitted on 24 Nov 2024
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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bean? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Beans, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Falfa, and I have over 300 confirmed grills. I am trained in griller warfare and I'm the top pooper in the entire US arsed forces.
fakenews
no matter what happens, they'll just report that they won and the whole site will believe them
badposting tickles my brain the same way that ytps and sfms and Gianni vids do so I gotta throw them my vote 
Fake news may heap brainworms in our intestinal tracts, but the moral fibre of Marxism Beanism will fart them away without mercy
Fakenews will make 80 alts to harass us until the instance they are usig is removed from the allow list.
Damn, that's a tough one. If I have to be honest though I've always had a soft spot for Fake news
Through badposting the deeper truth is revealed, through fake news posting only lies are uncovered.
How would a fake news poster even presume to strike us, when their vision is clouded with their own deceit?
My beanis intake gives me the complete proteins to get the gains. So badposting.
Badposting gives you time between, you gotta let the bit stand for a minute before you move on to the next one.
Fake news posting is a full time job. You gotta keep the machine pumping.
Bad posters, easy.
I'm not biased
Fake news obviously has a morale edge since they have a natural advantage at producing propaganda.
Melina was so powerful she had to be stopped
Fae really did have some bangers before fae went off the rails and started harassing people 
Much like BMF, Based Ball, and dayofdoom, some of our best posters just die on the strangest hills. Hate to see it.
Our shit ass style cannot be defeated
Badposting 100%
Local Man Dan Bongos from fakenews is very powerful.