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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

It'll be really funny seeing people die from listeria after drinking listeria milk on purpose

Putting the CEO of a space ship company in charge of the government's space ship funding makes about as much sense as letting Congress vote on giving themselves raises

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

Hair transplants and testosterone supplements are gender affirming healthcare

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 hours ago

So is removing breast tissue from teenage boys, give boys boobs back! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 6 points 6 hours ago

Viagra and toupes

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 92 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

You know what, I'm convinced.

Deport everyone with immigrant blood from America.

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 20 points 12 hours ago

Make America native again!

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 23 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I think we should just deport everyone, no matter what. It'll be a nice little sanctuary after.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 45 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Bro's trying to deport the Indians on Thanksgiving 💀

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Do they celebrate Thanksgiving in India?

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

I can't wait for white people to come up with yet another term to refer to the indigenous peoples of the present-day United States here in like 50 years

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 30 points 22 hours ago

Wouldn't be the first time.

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"Cant wait for Social Security to be abolished, these useless old people should just die and not waste our resources."

elderly relatives sitting nearby

(/s Lol, luckily I don't know anyone that voted trump, I mean I don't know what distant relatives voted for, but they're in another state so I don't care 🤷‍♂️)

[–] Ekybio@lemmy.world 117 points 1 day ago (6 children)

"How do you deal with the fact that Trump will die of old age soon and you basically voted for J.D. Vance instead?"

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 25 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

That's literally why my several members of my family voted for Trump. They really don't like Trump (they voted for Nikki Haley in the primaries), but they really like Vance and hope he'll take over at some point.

I was blown away, because I was under the impression that Vance was fairly universally disliked. I immediately responded with some equivalent of "clearly we watch very different news."

[–] tty5@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

Wait, it's physically possible to like Vance? I was sure the dislike is on a genetic level like uncanny valley.

[–] Intergalactic@lemmy.world 78 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They don’t care, they like Vance too.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 61 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They relate to his general unlikability and being a piece of shit person.

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[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (4 children)

They would vote for Kim Jong Un if they thought it would it would upset “libruhls”.

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[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 26 points 22 hours ago

That's not what it says

the study found that cisgender males accounted for the vast majority of breast reductions, with 80% of surgeries among adults performed on cisgender men and 97% of surgeries among minors performed on cisgender male teens.

https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/news/features/gender-affirming-surgeries-rarely-performed-on-transgender-youth/

[–] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 38 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Wait, I can get my moobs removed?

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 37 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

You've already received a joke answer, so yes, breast reduction surgery for guys is a thing. And sometimes the doctor can convince some insurance companies to cover it. But ymmv, because USA.

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[–] Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de 49 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You know, there's technically nothing stopping them from voting for Putin as Speaker of the House.

[–] BaldManGoomba@lemmy.world 15 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Some mysterious falling out of windows later he could be president

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

What's mysterious about a tragic suicide?

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Where the person shot themselves.in the back of their head?

Twice?

With two different guns?

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

This is how I, too, would end my life if I were a dirty dissenter.

[–] BaldManGoomba@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The convenience of it always happening to people who are harsh critics or in the way of putin. Just always to mysterious. That or standards for windows are terrible

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

Nothing mysterious about that, I too would suicide if I didn't see the glory that is Putin.

blinks twice

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

Trump is going back to being a Democrat. I feel like I've been lied to, but you obviously saw it coming and was one step ahead of me all along. Well played.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was thinking about explaining that trump legalized trans weed last time he was president so why not go fully legal?

[–] bjornsno@lemm.ee 53 points 1 day ago (12 children)
[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Here’s the source

It’s truly amazing that orange man legalized weed in 2018.

You know for a goddamn fact that nobody in congress nor the orange man intended to do this.

Yet another example of old white men legislating on stuff they don’t understand but at least in this case it’s a win for us

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 7 points 19 hours ago

I mean, honestly I think it really cuts to the root of it - they didn't care, because they believe in nothing.

They wanted to create a business opportunity for ~~the billionaires bribing them~~ their buddies, and they literally give no shits about side effects (unless someone rich is willing to pay to change the side effects)

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

Thanks, that was educational. I had incorrectly assumed they were all synthetics when I heard they were selling in dry states.

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