Photoshopping myself as a breedable boy-wife to own the libs.
this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2024
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This might be my most upbeared post in 6 months.
are you telling me a bear upped this post
Are you telling me a bear did not?
Landmass is more important to American politicians than population.
you know like Mao said encircling the cities from the countryside, except instead of mass organized peasants armies its a small bunch of sad petit bourgeoisie and settlers
Golf carts and four wheelers puttering around, maybe an odd riding mower chugging along behind towing a wagon load of non-woke beer.
And instead of countryside it's suburbs
Encircling the cities from the oil and gas fields. Roughnecks vote and there's a ton of them.
That tracks
Critical support to JD Vance for using a traditional home-cooked shop instead of AI slop
For a brief moment the dems had them cornered with the weird insult then they backed off and lost spectacularly.
considering all their internal polling said both biden and harris were going to lose, they probably told walz to cut that out cuz it could make them win
For a brief moment the dems had them cornered
It was all a mirage. National media ran a bunch of cucked polls to try and lathe an upset.
But Harris was never as popular as she was portrayed. Republicans had their home states locked down too tightly thanks to decades of disenfranchisement. And "wow, look at how weird this couch fucker is" played far better on social media than inside the voting booths.
trump puts vance in a dress and watches him get fucked
CW: 196 source. 
Edit: Replied to the wrong comment, but leaving it cause why not
Edit: Replied to the wrong comment, but leaving it cause why not
How is the original meant to be heartwarming americana it looks like they killed someone and are smirking about it
Yes, you're describing a traditional Amerikkkan holiday.
Oh fr it's meant to be their Thanksgiving
looks like they killed someone and are smirking about it
Yeah thats thanksgiving
i assume the original featured a huge turkey on a platter and idk I would hazard a guess and say that "having a shitload of food" is something that, generally, most people through most of history have been happy about
Oh no for sure i get that side of things but in particular the two in the top left look more conspiratorial than just 'happy'
The Kubrick stare is one of the most recognised...
you ever see food that just makes you 
What's this from?
Aphex Twin's Come to Daddy
They look so sinister though? It's like they killed someone's pet turkey or something.
The implication being that Trump is gonna carve up the country into little pieces for the rich white people to eat
the implication that JD Vance is a trad trans girl
Implication they're fucking
What a cute couple! 
Has Vance ever been publicly asked "what's up with the eye liner?"
Like it does his face some good, but like...if anyone else masc calling themselves a republican walked into Congress or wherever in eyeliner I would expect them to get mauled and be called woke
The men of Congress are famously very catty about their fashion and he likely gets made fun of for it constantly, just not to his face
Chuds use the excuse it's his eyelids or something to that effect, not that it's guyliner. Total fucking lie tho
JD Vance becomes the First Gentleman to own Kamala's husband
Tanya_Tucker_JDVance_masculinity. Mp3
In today's installment of Will It Ship?
Does It Doom?
All politics is sexual pathology
I guess we're going to have to go over this, so both parties working policy on rural areas pretty much comes down to "go fuck yourself, lol". Neither party will say that out loud, but the slight difference in their marketing strategy in rural areas has been that the Republican party heavily implies an offer to spite urban liberals as much as possible. Which one of the many reasons why election maps tend to end up looking like the above.
Now I'm pretty sure we all know big city liberals are very infuriating, let's just say they really don't do themselves any favors the farther away from a big city they go. Like we're talking full on detached (much more than normal) from reality, to the level that if asked a lot of rural people would love to have them shoved up against a wall. Also to be nice and blunt about this, some people here on hexbear tend to exhibit the same thing as the "big city liberal" a bit at times.
What is the insufferable big city liberal but also rural liberal but also hexbear bit? Like what behaviour are you referring to?
Why is this just straight up Cody Ko?
The Empire of Memes
(good luck with that lmao)