this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2024
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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by nifty@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 56 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Eyedust@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly thought that was Mac Tonight in the bottom-left.

I miss those commercials.

[–] Eyedust@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

The era of true prime television.

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

Look, we took a chance and asked the moon. I didn't know he was an alabaster moron, did I?

[–] Sternburgexport@feddit.org 8 points 3 weeks ago

Me looking in the oven if my pizza is done, but I'm still the only one who's baked.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] sailormoon@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you...uh...did you forget someone? T___T

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'm gonna take a wild guess that OP's back doesn't currently hurt.

[–] sicarius@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

Best I can offer is Moon Lord.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

(But props for including Moon Girl, very underrated Marvel series.)

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Atlusb@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Inappropriate anecdote for shit memes: my 2 year old says hello to the moon when I pick her up around 5pm from daycare, and she says goodbye to the moon when we enter the house and goodnight to the moon when she goes to bed if it's visible from her window.

Moon love is real, yet somehow only Mr. Sun gets a song.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Mr. Sun had a whole ass religion

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago
[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 8 points 3 weeks ago

Where's Moon Knight?

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

no Looks To The Moon :(((

[–] the_beber@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

For one of them it‘s a character based moon.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] blibla@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

My glasses are smudged and that looked like Muon for a sec. Ee got anyone besides The Grimace and Gritty for that?

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Me, a normie: "Valere?"