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[–] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 95 points 1 week ago (1 children)

OK, that one got me. Texas is just such a shit state that I didn't even question the headline. It wasn't until I clicked so see what dumbass excuse they used that I realized it was The Onion. 🤣

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah. We're really at a point where I think it's real until I check the source.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Same, ate the onion on this one, had to check.

[–] lettruthout@lemmy.world 67 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“Should an expectant woman be found in possession of luggage of any kind—even a small handbag or clutch, which we all know can be used to smuggle mifepristone—she will be subject to the full force of the Texas healthcare system.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Holy crap that's savage

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dear god the Onion is scary.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's the fact that this is completely plausible that's scary.

I mean this is effectively what has been proposed by members of the republican party.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hear that women in Texas have to get their husbands permission to buy coat hangers.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They just have to ask them to punch them in the stomach and kick them down the stairs. Way easier.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Don't you just get that with all small town Texan men?

They just have to hold off the gut punches for 9 months when they know they are getting a son.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well shit, the way things are going, I got that onion halfway to my mouth before realizing what it was...

[–] dmention7@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Same here. It wasn't until I went to click in to try and figure out whether it was a clickbait title, or just Texas being Texas, that I noticed.

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 36 points 1 week ago

Damn, I ate this until I saw the community name. This world is wack

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 week ago

The best Onion headlines are the ones I see and slowly inhale instead of laughing.

Maybe "most accurate" is more apropros than "best."

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

gestating woman

"How goes the gestation, woman?"

Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffemale

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Get in the gestation wagon, we’re going cruising.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

I was wait, what? before I saw the source. But I would not put it past the GOP to actually do this.

Or they just enforce ankle monitors for all known pregnant women.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

From Texas. I very nearly ate the onion

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Probably actually already the case as it enables them to leave the state to get an abortion. (Afaik facilitating an abortion too is illegal)

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 10 points 1 week ago

Don't worry, I'm sure the Republicans will step in to make sure that only people, not corporations, can be punished under that law

[–] m3t00@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago

they are leaving anyway. got legal weed in Illinois. js