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Fascists becoming obsessed with poisoning themselves is the best recent political development

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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 44 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Other than the obvious "ick what the fuck" and the possum screaming "AAAAAAA" with a nice side dish of "WHY ARE YOU DOUNG THIS"

What the hell is raw cheese? It's literally a processed product. Like unless you mean mixing your cup of rawdawg milk with everclear to get some of that chunky action going on, what the hell are they talking about "raw chees3"

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's cheese that comes from the Raw region of Burger Land. If it doesn't have the word raw stamped on the side of the rind it's imitation raw cheese

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s actually made by Raw rolling paper

[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 months ago

Gonna smoke me some brie. Sprinkling some parmesan on top for the extra buzz

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

It’s cheese made by WWE wrestlers

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

I think it's made with unpasteurised milk.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Sometimes if you leave milk in the fridge for a couple weeks and the conditions are just right you will end up with curdled milk.

I don't know if this is feasible with raw milk because I've never even had the urge to try it.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This is the sort of thing I wanna see. Dumb chuds killing themselves through ignoring things society learned before human history. Things like "cook your food." Please all you RETVRN dumbasses stop cooking your food entirely and RETVRN to the dirt where you came from

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I almost died laughing when one of the raw milk influencers told all of his followers who are worried about H5N1

"Just boil the milk for a minute, it'll be fine"

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

paying five times the price for the privilege of pasteurizing it myself galaxy-brain

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

And also not doing it right so it doesn't matter.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

Louis Pasteur is laughing in his grave

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm continuously surprised how many people don't wash their hands after using the bathroom

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Live prion reaction stonks-up

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

going to see if i can start a fash food trend of eating straight arsenic

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Get them to line their doomsday bunkers with asbestos

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

The woke left wants you to replace your arsenic with soy!

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

unlimited diarrhea on the krauts

[–] Wisp@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Ignoring the fact he’s eating poison, how on earth do you manage to eat that without immediately vomiting

[–] jimmyjohnsilverhand2@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My problem is one of them might become patient zero for some fucked up plague lmao

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

The cool thing about this is that diseases caught by eating typically do not spread through the air.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Naw, food born illness is basically never contagious.

[–] dom@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

Vomiting and shitting my pants to own the libs

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

Of all the shit they feed the animals and the factory processes used to mass produce and ship food including the preservative techniques used so it doesn't spoil while you shop for it, it's THE HEAT that you take issue with??? You could cook it on cast iron. Pasteurization is literally heating it and cooling it.

It's like these people hate microbiology more than every other science combined. There's more people who hate the vaccine and hate cooking food than there are flat earthers who hate physics. I'd want to compare antivaxxers vs people who hate big pharma without being antivaxxers (a venn diagram that is a circle inside another circle no doubt). They have this visceral hatred for germ theory.

[–] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

no raw chicken? coward

[–] Des@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

how can we convince them to also eat raw sewage

[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Tell them Democrats want to ban it

[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

just show them how the cows are eating chicken shit and doing just fine

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

I can't believe people could eat like that long enough to recommend to others before getting horribly horribly sick. Maybe I'm built different but if I didn't immediately barf this up I'd still feel absolutely disgusting afterwards, I'm certain. And that's pretending I'm not vegan for a second.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

I can write out a longer rant but I have to clock in, but I have a serious bone to pick with raw food diets

I'm begging you please cook your food. Humans aren't meant to survive on raw food alone.

Love that he's already gotten brain damage from it and cant stop mentioning the raw milk in it

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Are_Euclidding_Me@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

I think (could be wrong) that the point is to draw a distinction between the raw milk being poured into that ungodly bowl of horror versus the raw milk being drunk by itself, as a beverage accompanying the "meal", if that makes sense. At least that's how I read it.

[–] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 2 months ago

Mental deterioration from all the brainworms

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago
[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Another member of the RFK brainworm collective

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Shouldn’t have ignored that content warning Jesus Christ this made me nauseous

[–] hollowmines@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago
[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

I get eating raw meat, (it's a New Years tradition round these parts,) but the rest is overkill.

[–] AshenWolf@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Actually vomit-inducing I felt my stomach turn why tf would anyone eat this?

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

I'm thinking this behavior should be encouraged