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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by blunder@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 

I will only answer while seated

Edit: this delay brought to you by Imodium

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[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do you finally respect the power of Montezuma?

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

His range is limitless

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Slavoj_Zuckerberg@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Just open the seat and sit all the way in the water. No splashes, and you can just to a little twerk before you stand up.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

the ol' dip and rinse

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I have filled my bathtub

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Daily user. Life changing purchase. The away poop is now a sorrowful one

[–] miz@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

what kind of number are we talking on the Bristol Stool Chart. six? seven?

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Somewhere in there yeah

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] blunder@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I've been away from home visiting family so my diet has been inconsistent.

You know when you know you're about to be gone for three days, so you intentionally don't go to the grocery store and run out of everything, and then eat random bullshit just to get you through? Like that

Typically I really enjoy being meticulous about my diet. Vegetables and water make me feel good

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you got enough TP in there, bud?

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

I'm absolutely stocked actually

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you currently shidding and/or farding out of your doodoo ass?

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago
[–] SmokinStalin@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] blunder@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I think the problem is the lack ofbeanis

or a very mild illness of the butt variety

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] blunder@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago
[–] depechemoses@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah, I'm home

I'm sorry you have the shits, or, glad you're not constipated anymore I guess

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Today is a new day for my butt

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What brand of toilet paper

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

I think it's Charmin. The roll of toilet paper was a gift from a friend. It's hard to explain.